Yo Momma Jokes

PhiliciousCurves
PhiliciousCurves Posts: 395 Member
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I guess I'm in a silly mood today, so I'm looking for a few "yo'momma" jokes! I'll start!

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
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  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
  • PhiliciousCurves
    PhiliciousCurves Posts: 395 Member
    Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
  • holeshottdr
    holeshottdr Posts: 364 Member
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  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    Back when I was a kid it was:

    Your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Your momma's so fat, she needs 10 socks just to keep her toes warm.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
  • amydee714
    amydee714 Posts: 232 Member
    Yo momma pits so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
  • Lextmg86
    Lextmg86 Posts: 102 Member
    Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her!
  • Rokwell
    Rokwell Posts: 143
    Yo momma so fat she uses a VCR for a pager

    Yo momma has a afro with a chin strap
  • Lextmg86
    Lextmg86 Posts: 102 Member
    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
  • rllewell
    rllewell Posts: 234
    Yo Momma so fat, when I drove around her in the street I ran out of gas.
  • itsDorian7
    itsDorian7 Posts: 105 Member
    Yo momma so hairy, sasquatch took a picture of HER
  • JBWILLOW
    JBWILLOW Posts: 108 Member
    Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

    Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

    Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving."
  • Hallucihate
    Hallucihate Posts: 120 Member
    Yo momma so fat............ we are all concerned for her health.
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with dr pepper
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Your momma's so fat not even Dora could explore her.
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    yo mama so ugly that bob the builder said i cant fix it!!!
  • Lextmg86
    Lextmg86 Posts: 102 Member
    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    yo mama so dumb she went to the apple store to buy a big mac!!
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    My two favorites:

    Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
    Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    :laugh:
  • PhiliciousCurves
    PhiliciousCurves Posts: 395 Member
    Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!
  • PhiliciousCurves
    PhiliciousCurves Posts: 395 Member
    These are hilarious! I've been laughing all morning! :laugh: :laugh:
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    yo momma so fat she's from bof sides of the family
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
    Yo mama so fat Obama campaigned on her at the park thought she was a swing state
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
  • Bridget0927
    Bridget0927 Posts: 438 Member
    Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
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