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Yo Momma Jokes

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  • sharonvaleriesquiers
    sharonvaleriesquiers Posts: 3
    I'm dying...this is too funny!
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    I'm dying...this is too funny!
    i know im funny thank u
  • Tonika44137
    Tonika44137 Posts: 167 Member
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    LOL LMBO
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
    Yo momma is a carpenters dream


    Flat as a board and easy to nail
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    Yo momma's breath is so stank, every time she exhales her teeth duck.
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    Yo momma's so stupid, she asked what brand my jeans were. I said "Guess" she said "Levi's??"
    Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. (:laugh: @ the visual this gives me)
    Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
    Yo momma's so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
    Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

    I love "yo mama" jokes...
  • sexybeast1998
    sexybeast1998 Posts: 137 Member
    yo mama so fat that she was the prototype for the atom bomb
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    yo mamma is so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror
  • ahnk807
    ahnk807 Posts: 16
    Yo mama is so fat she breastfed you buttermilk!
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

    Bahahahaha! That's hilarious!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • joveen86
    joveen86 Posts: 121 Member
    hahahahaaa I'm dying reading these. Thanks for posting !
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Yo momma so fat she has her own weather system.

    Yo momma so fat she fell down and the radio skipped.

    Yo momma so ugly she even scares Chuck Norris.
  • Lize11e
    Lize11e Posts: 419
    Yo momma's so fat when they hand her the menu she reads it and says, "Ok".
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

    :laugh:
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Yo momma so stupid, they said it was chilly outside so she got a bowl.
  • tcoupe27
    tcoupe27 Posts: 199
    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE PLAYS HOP SCOTCH LIKE THIS !!!! TX,FL,SC,TN,IA,VA,TN,NY,DC
  • Polly758
    Polly758 Posts: 623 Member
    Yo momma so poor, she was walking down the street wearing only one shoe

    And when we asked her where she lost her shoe, she said "I didn't lose one, I found one"
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    Yo momma so ugly she even scares Chuck Norris.

    nobody scares Chuck norris. don't even joke about that.
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    Yo momma's so fat, she cut herself and she bleed syrup!
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    Yo mommas like a vacuum. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
  • tcoupe27
    tcoupe27 Posts: 199
    YO MOMMA SO LAZY I HID HER WELFAIR CHECK UNDER HER WORKING SHOES
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    Yo Momma's so dumb she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    Yo Momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the camera's
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    Yo Momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money!
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    Yo Momma's so short, you can see her feet on her Driver's License.
  • tcoupe27
    tcoupe27 Posts: 199
    YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAD TO ROLL HER IN FLOWER TO FIND THE WET SPOT
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    \yo Momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
    Yo Momma's so old, she waited tables at the last supper.
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