Yo Momma Jokes

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  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
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    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

    Bahahahaha! That's hilarious!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • joveen86
    joveen86 Posts: 121 Member
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    hahahahaaa I'm dying reading these. Thanks for posting !
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Yo momma so fat she has her own weather system.

    Yo momma so fat she fell down and the radio skipped.

    Yo momma so ugly she even scares Chuck Norris.
  • Lize11e
    Lize11e Posts: 419
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    Yo momma's so fat when they hand her the menu she reads it and says, "Ok".
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
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    Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

    :laugh:
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
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    Yo momma so stupid, they said it was chilly outside so she got a bowl.
  • tcoupe27
    tcoupe27 Posts: 199
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    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE PLAYS HOP SCOTCH LIKE THIS !!!! TX,FL,SC,TN,IA,VA,TN,NY,DC
  • Polly758
    Polly758 Posts: 623 Member
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    Yo momma so poor, she was walking down the street wearing only one shoe

    And when we asked her where she lost her shoe, she said "I didn't lose one, I found one"
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
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    Yo momma so ugly she even scares Chuck Norris.

    nobody scares Chuck norris. don't even joke about that.
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    Yo momma's so fat, she cut herself and she bleed syrup!
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
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    Yo mommas like a vacuum. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
  • tcoupe27
    tcoupe27 Posts: 199
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    YO MOMMA SO LAZY I HID HER WELFAIR CHECK UNDER HER WORKING SHOES
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    Yo Momma's so dumb she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    Yo Momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the camera's
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    Yo Momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money!
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    Yo Momma's so short, you can see her feet on her Driver's License.
  • tcoupe27
    tcoupe27 Posts: 199
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    YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAD TO ROLL HER IN FLOWER TO FIND THE WET SPOT
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    \yo Momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
  • gaylynn35
    gaylynn35 Posts: 854 Member
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    Yo Momma's so old, she waited tables at the last supper.
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