The Fine Art of Getting Hot Girls on the Internet by Taunto

taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.
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  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    Creepin aint easy.
  • beyg
    beyg Posts: 212 Member
    lol
  • jesp1216
    jesp1216 Posts: 100
    lmao.. that just made my night
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    Creepers be creepin.
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474
    i just say i work at a cake factory
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,862 Member
    Aw, taunto... Did someone break your heart again?
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    Lolz. Are you using this to lure more marks?
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
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  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    BAM! hehehehe. creeper!



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  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I told you I was sorry
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    Lolz. Are you using this to lure more marks?

    Bingo.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    Oh Taunto.....
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I used Taunto's Fine Art of Getting Hot Girls on the Internet and gained 16 bishes in 3 days!

    Thanks Taunto!
  • Spiritwarrior3000
    Spiritwarrior3000 Posts: 322 Member
    OMG LORD JESUS! Another one
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    This sounds eerily familiar.... Do I know you from someplace?
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
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  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    Taunto is wise.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Aw, taunto... Did someone break your heart again?

    Like one every hour man :(

    Why won't womenz lets me touch them? :'(
  • FitnessPalWorks
    FitnessPalWorks Posts: 1,128 Member
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    OMG it works!!!!! Look what you did to me!

    GENIUS!
  • HelloSweetie4
    HelloSweetie4 Posts: 1,214 Member
    Are you trying to keep us entertained while Charlie is banned? :tongue:
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    Aw, taunto... Did someone break your heart again?

    Like one every hour man :(

    Why won't womenz lets me touch them? :'(

    I did. But then you told me you lived 1000 miles away and that you would never meet me in person.

    Chicks be creepin', too.
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    BAM! hehehehe. creeper!



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  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    so your saying the ladies on my fl i have no chance on earth with even if i was the last male a live. think i'm going to cry and eat a pail of ice cream dam internet what a tease jk
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Female Creepin' - Letting the professional guy creepers do all that work FOR you, while they don't know that it was all part of your master plan to creep on THEM. :bigsmile:
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Awww we all love taunts...
  • amruden
    amruden Posts: 228 Member
    So...I'm not amazing??


    Damn.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.



    Wait your a dude?...........what have you been doing with all the nudes I sent?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Female Creepin' - Letting the professional guy creepers do all that work FOR you, while they don't know that it was all part of your master plan to creep on THEM. :bigsmile:

    My kinda lady. As an appreciation, let taunto show you how to eat....kitty

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  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member

    My kinda lady. As an appreciation, let taunto show you how to eat....kitty

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    Oh sweet christ... But why.
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    There are at least two reasons this post is brilliant.

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