The Fine Art of Getting Hot Girls on the Internet by Taunto

yourenotmine

There are at least two reasons this post is brilliant.

Only 2?! LOL

taunto

My kinda lady. As an appreciation, let taunto show you how to eat....kitty

Oh sweet christ... But why.

Because kitty doesn't lick itself!

UsedToBeHusky

Is this how to get hot girls on the Internet? Or how to get girls hot on the Internet?

Cause I can think of a few users that could help with this topic.

Daisy_Cutter_

Oh damn! And to think I almost sent you a FR after you commented on my Tootsie pop! Bad, bad, Taunto!!!

OkieinMinny

Oh damn! And to think I almost sent you a FR after you commented on my Tootsie pop! Bad, bad, Taunto!!!

^^ OH so close Taunto!!

taunto

Oh damn! And to think I almost sent you a FR after you commented on my Tootsie pop! Bad, bad, Taunto!!!

^^ OH so close Taunto!!

I ALMOST got to pop her tootsie

Daisy_Cutter_

Oh damn! And to think I almost sent you a FR after you commented on my Tootsie pop! Bad, bad, Taunto!!!

^^ OH so close Taunto!!

I ALMOST got to pop her tootsie

I'm sure there's more than one way to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

taunto

Oh damn! And to think I almost sent you a FR after you commented on my Tootsie pop! Bad, bad, Taunto!!!

^^ OH so close Taunto!!

I ALMOST got to pop her tootsie

I'm sure there's more than one way to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

All of them fun and delicious I believe

Alex_is_Hawks

I used Taunto's Fine Art of Getting Hot Girls on the Internet and gained 16 bishes in 3 days!

Thanks Taunto!

I was one of those bishes....

i totally got rolled by Tauntos FINE ART.,....

Carl01

So a picture of my junk with a note saying "You and me babe" is not the right approach?

taunto

So a picture of my junk with a note saying "You and me babe" is not the right approach?

You're welcome sir

tageekly

My kinda lady. As an appreciation, let taunto show you how to eat....kitty

Oh sweet christ... But why.

Because kitty doesn't lick itself!

My kitty licks himself. Is he doing something wrong?

Even as I type this I'm like what the hell am I saying? :laugh:

nikilis

BAM! hehehehe. creeper!

Carl01

So a picture of my junk with a note saying "You and me babe" is not the right approach?

You're welcome sir

Are you saying women don`t like searching for parts off from old cars?

I mean...who knew,who knew?

Brittmy

bahaha, killin me.

LuluProteinFueled

best. thread. ever.

toomuchbootyindapants

Also, be sure after you tell her how amazing she is that you tell her she is your soulmate. Works every time. *facepalm*

LuluProteinFueled

My kinda lady. As an appreciation, let taunto show you how to eat....kitty

Whenever I see these images it makes my mouth taste funny :embarassed:

ILoveTheBrowns

I think ive followed the same plan accidentally before

ccpowers

This is almost perfect.....could even work...especially if you add on the kitty licking part

Cranktastic

I think ive followed the same plan accidentally before

you never write anymore.

CoderGal

lulz

_JR_

Sarauk2sf

Cameron_1969

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

DUDE!!? WTF!?? The code! You don't freaking hand out the code to all these other Schmos. . aww man. .

Elzecat

So romantic. Where ya been all this time I've been on MFP? :bigsmile:

Elzecat

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

DUDE!!? WTF!?? The code! You don't freaking hand out the code to all these other Schmos. . aww man. .

The first rule of the "Getting hot girls on the internet" code:
"Don't talk about the "getting hot girls on the internet code."

Cameron_1969

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

DUDE!!? WTF!?? The code! You don't freaking hand out the code to all these other Schmos. . aww man. .

The first rule of the "Getting hot girls on the internet" code:
"Don't talk about the "getting hot girls on the internet code."

yeah! AND the second rule!

ChildrenCryinNCoffee

I used Taunto's Fine Art of Getting Hot Girls on the Internet and gained 16 bishes in 3 days!

Thanks Taunto!

LMAO!

VelociMama