The Fine Art of Getting Hot Girls on the Internet by Taunto

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  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    So a picture of my junk with a note saying "You and me babe" is not the right approach?

    You're welcome sir

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    thpuhleeze.gifAre you saying women don`t like searching for parts off from old cars?

    I mean...who knew,who knew? CrossedArms.gif



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    <---has actually been to an auto junkyard to find parts for a car (with a former boyfriend). True story.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    DUDE!!? WTF!?? The code! You don't freaking hand out the code to all these other Schmos. . aww man. .

    The first rule of the "Getting hot girls on the internet" code:
    "Don't talk about the "getting hot girls on the internet code."

    yeah! AND the second rule!

    I'm a whistle blower!
  • atjays
    atjays Posts: 797 Member
    Too many steps!! Most of the girls here will text you "progress pics" at the drop of a hat if you ask nicely lol
  • JosephVitte
    JosephVitte Posts: 2,039
    I must be the odd ball................I don't go to anyones profile, unless they end up "friending" me.

    I must have an interesting enough life........... then to do all this, or care to. lol

    Come on, bring me the hate....... creeper! LOL
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    That's not how it's done.

    You add a slutty pic, make it your default. Then you politely and charmingly say something short and sweet. 65% of the time, it works every time.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    That's not how it's done.

    You add a slutty pic, make it your default. Then you politely and charmingly say something short and sweet. 65% of the time, it works every time.


    Yes. Worked on this one. :drinker:
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I love creepers.
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    That's not how it's done.

    You add a slutty pic, make it your default. Then you politely and charmingly say something short and sweet. 65% of the time, it works every time.

    If someone had what you have they wouldn't need to go online to look for anything.

    Truth.
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    That's not how it's done.

    You add a slutty pic, make it your default. Then you politely and charmingly say something short and sweet. 65% of the time, it works every time.

    If someone had what you have they wouldn't need to go online to look for anything.

    Truth.

    What...abs? lol...


    I have GOT to get me a bowtie!

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    That's not how it's done.

    You add a slutty pic, make it your default. Then you politely and charmingly say something short and sweet. 65% of the time, it works every time.

    If someone had what you have they wouldn't need to go online to look for anything.

    Truth.

    I have GOT to get me a bowtie!
  • meggolego
    meggolego Posts: 69
    Female Creepin' - Letting the professional guy creepers do all that work FOR you, while they don't know that it was all part of your master plan to creep on THEM. :bigsmile:

    this. TRUTH. haha
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
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    can't.stop.watching.
  • farfoorah
    farfoorah Posts: 168
    This thread makes me wanna rap about my grade A *****.....
  • WeekndOVOXO
    WeekndOVOXO Posts: 779 Member
    That's not how it's done.

    You add a slutty pic, make it your default. Then you politely and charmingly say something short and sweet. 65% of the time, it works every time.

    If someone had what you have they wouldn't need to go online to look for anything.

    Truth.

    What...abs? lol...

    Yep. Law of attraction. Abs is right up there.
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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Gasp! I was totally lured in via your humor!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Female Creepin' - Letting the professional guy creepers do all that work FOR you, while they don't know that it was all part of your master plan to creep on THEM. :bigsmile:

    My kinda lady. As an appreciation, let taunto show you how to eat....kitty

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    There is something wrong with me. I have been laughing hysterically over this for five minutes.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Gasp! I was totally lured in via your humor!

    AYE MACARENA!
  • ChildrenCryinNCoffee
    ChildrenCryinNCoffee Posts: 477 Member
    Keep on Creepin'

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    LMAO freaking priceless!
  • millions0fpeaches
    millions0fpeaches Posts: 195 Member
    Hi taunto.
  • GamerGurl729
    GamerGurl729 Posts: 286 Member
    This was awesome. I applaud the master. :drinker:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Hi taunto.

    hi peaches
  • Kooraloo
    Kooraloo Posts: 362 Member
    tauntoooooo, your creeeeeeepinnn'.

    hitaunto.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    So a picture of my junk with a note saying "You and me babe" is not the right approach?

    You're welcome sir

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    DaMMiT you said you wouldn't post my junk on the internet and that it was a private text between you and me....
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    That's not how it's done.

    You add a slutty pic, make it your default. Then you politely and charmingly say something short and sweet. 65% of the time, it works every time.

    So true!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    That's not how it's done.

    You add a slutty pic, make it your default. Then you politely and charmingly say something short and sweet. 65% of the time, it works every time.

    So true!

    <--- Case and point. I only show enough of me, like a good stripper!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Aw, taunto... Did someone break your heart again?

    Like one every hour man :(

    Why won't womenz lets me touch them? :'(

    Is this why you were thinking about going gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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