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"If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"Oops, I've lost my number. Can I have yours?"
And courtesy of A Night at the Roxbury.....
"Which do you like? Blueberry or strawberry?"
"Why?"
"So I know what to order you for breakfast in the morning."0 -
Nice shoes wanna ****?0
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Hi. I work for UPS and would like to inspect your package.0
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"I'm sorry I'm not sure if my phone is working right, could you send me a text? Thanks now mind if I call you some time since I have your number?" - lol0
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Wouldn't call this a favorite, but I was told once, you're not pretty but you'll do! needless to say he went home alone0
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dont like pick up lines0
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Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in 'em!0
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“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”0
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"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib."0
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"If you were a booger, I'd pick you" FAIL! And yes, it was used on me by a male friend to get my reaction and determine whether he should use it (supposedly). Good luck with that, fella!0
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Call me maybe... gangnam style
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!0
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lol.. you must be soooooo tired...... because you've been running through my mind allll day....!!0
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You remind me of my big toe. Mainly because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
Haha! This is great!0
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