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Talk to the scale, build a rapport. Love it, and squeeze it, and call his name George... Or Pedro if you are Hispanic like me.
Ha. I named my scale. I don't so much hug it.. But I clean it a lot. Almost religiously. (Since it tends to get dust bunnies/dirt trapped on the little rubber feet that keep it from sliding on my tile)0 -
:laugh: EXFOLIATE!!! (Don't want dead skin cells draggin' ya down!!) :noway:0
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Donate a kidney for a one-shot weight loss help. It helps your loss along and helps someone else. We only need one kidney to live, after all.
I vote for holding one's breath. Air doesn't weigh anything, right?0 -
LOL!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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SHAVE YOUR ARM HAIR!!! Those few extra strands really count.0
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My friend lost 180lbs by getting a divorce.
:laugh: Hilarious!0 -
Have your tonsils, adenoids, and wisdom teeth removed.0
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Donate a kidney... That's like, a quarter pound, right there! Plus you are really helping someone out a lot! :flowerforyou:0
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Remove the lint from your belly button!0
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Fantastic
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shave...0
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Pop all your pimples so there is no pus adding to your total!0
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Is there scientific evidence that you need both arms? Probably. Other than that it seems like the US could collectively lose some of our ego. That fills fat cells quick. I saw it on Dr. Oz so you know it's the truth.0
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OK I followed those first rules for getting on the scale and was arrested immediately... evidently it's illegal to strip at a Walgreens before getting on the scale...hmmmm thanks now I have to go to court...0
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Don't even think about wearing any make-up when you get onto that scale! You might as well not even bother with weighing yourself if you don't wash off your face first. Oh, and if you have a fuzzy towel, make sure to pick off all of the fuzzies on your face left over from drying your face. While you're at it, your hair weighs a lot, you can either cut it all off or just shave it off. Plus, you don't really need all of your limbs. If a leg or two goes mysteriously missing all the better for your weight!0
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Get a great workout in and then strip as much clothing off as possible!!!0
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Put the baby down...he's a chubba - at almost 2 he weighs close to 20kg!! He also comes in very handy for weightlifting...
But if I REALLY want to fake it & make myself feel good (for 2 seconds) I an adjust the scale so that it starts under zero. That way, I can weight whatever I want!!:drinker:0 -
lol i needed this in nj tonight0
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Make sure you pee/poop for God's sake!!! hahahh
Number one rule... mmkay..thanks!0 -
lol, good tips here. Man I could have lost a lot more, had I followed this before my latest weigh in.0
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