Mike’s Daily Rant 11/05/2012 Topic: Window Shopping

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  • OP - I'm curious what you DID eat after you drove your hunger through the roof looking at all the tastiness and walking away...

    What did you eat when you got home? :smile:

    I ate Fried Talapia. LOL. I made it myself.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    OP - I'm curious what you DID eat after you drove your hunger through the roof looking at all the tastiness and walking away...

    What did you eat when you got home? :smile:

    I ate Fried Talapia. LOL. I made it myself.

    Holy cow I just noticed, congrats on the 200lb loss! O_O *eats fried tilapia*
  • bdotshaw
    bdotshaw Posts: 90 Member
    To the complainers: Do you wake up, look in the mirror, and try really hard to find something about which to be offended? I truely feel bad for how unhappy you must be. So...do you also complain that the free beer was the wrong brand?

    THIS. If you don't like the post, just leave it. You people act as though you're being forced to read the man's posts. Go away, tbh. OP: I could never do this, but I commend your willpower! Excellent post.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Happened but she is bitter and needs a snack thats all.

    Oh, well then, you are very odd. lol
  • OP - I'm curious what you DID eat after you drove your hunger through the roof looking at all the tastiness and walking away...

    What did you eat when you got home? :smile:

    I ate Fried Talapia. LOL. I made it myself.

    Holy cow I just noticed, congrats on the 200lb loss! O_O *eats fried tilapia*

    LOL Thanks.
  • bdotshaw
    bdotshaw Posts: 90 Member
    You seem to have an odd and very interesting obsession with fast food. Perhaps you should seek some therapy for that.

    Well, this is MFP, so I'm just going to go ahead and assume that many of us have some sort of issue with food...otherwise we'd all be at goal, no?
  • To the complainers: Do you wake up, look in the mirror, and try really hard to find something about which to be offended? I truely feel bad for how unhappy you must be. So...do you also complain that the free beer was the wrong brand?

    THIS. If you don't like the post, just leave it. You people act as though you're being forced to read the man's posts. Go away, tbh. OP: I could never do this, but I commend your willpower! Excellent post.

    LOL. Thanks. You could if I could. I know how weak I am and I made it through.
  • Happened but she is bitter and needs a snack thats all.

    Oh, well then, you are very odd. lol

    I agree. I am.
  • You seem to have an odd and very interesting obsession with fast food. Perhaps you should seek some therapy for that.

    Well, this is MFP, so I'm just going to go ahead and assume that many of us have some sort of issue with food...otherwise we'd all be at goal, no?

    LOL. You are killing it today.
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    I loved this post, I've only read one or two others (and enjoyed them as well)...they don't seem to show up much at the times I am logged in. I think it is very interesting that you did this, but I've been told I am rather 'weird' myself.

    Please do not stop writing these in the forums. :sad:

    Thanks
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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  • bdotshaw
    bdotshaw Posts: 90 Member

    LOL. You are killing it today.

    Just sayin' :P
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    You seem to have an odd and very interesting obsession with fast food. Perhaps you should seek some therapy for that.

    Well, this is MFP, so I'm just going to go ahead and assume that many of us have some sort of issue with food...otherwise we'd all be at goal, no?

    I think you missed my point. :flowerforyou:
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    Thanks again for your time and effort to come onto my posts and comment. You are greatly appreciated in case I never told you before.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Best laugh I've had all day...rant on, I look forward to it :)
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
    To the complainers: Do you wake up, look in the mirror, and try really hard to find something about which to be offended? I truely feel bad for how unhappy you must be. So...do you also complain that the free beer was the wrong brand?

    Well apparently Mike can find something to complain about every day! How unhappy his life must be for him to take this much time out of the day to take up space in a line just to look down his nose at the people who eat at fast food restaurants or those that work there! And interestingly enough... you find him amusing. :huh:

    I must re-read. Apparently I missed the complaining.

    Let me help you out in life. The articles in The Onion are made up. WWE Wrestling is scripted. Not everything on TV is true. It's called entertainment.
  • Best laugh I've had all day...rant on, I look forward to it :)

    Thank You!
  • Shells06
    Shells06 Posts: 109 Member
    Fast food window shopping...genius!!! That is the truest test of will power. Congrats on having a ton! :flowerforyou:
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    Please rant on!!!!!!! I actually enjoy reading them and think it is thought provoking.
  • missytrishy
    missytrishy Posts: 203 Member
    I love that you have haters... :laugh: Some people have just lost touch with reality, probably eating less than 1200 a day ROFL :happy:
  • Oh....and are you effin' serious???? SERIOUSLY?! ...Just...just...

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    Just no. For the love of all that is holy, put this dribble in your blog.

    I am sorry that Mike forced you to click on his rant and read it. I am also sorry that it forced you away from the more important shallow confidence boosting "would you do weird sexual things with the poster above you" posts that are in the chit chat forum.

    Ohh wait... that isn't actually the case. If you don't like his rants then don't read them and continue to wallow in your own shallow self confidence.

    Please enjoy the rest of your day.
  • I agree.
    I almost never readl blog
    I do enjoy Mikes Rants on a slow day at work (and any other day)

    Well thank you! I may just keep posting them in the forums in that case. LOL.

    I love the rants! Very entertaining and I look out for them...keep them coming!!!!
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

    I was wondering the same thing...
  • vjrose
    vjrose Posts: 809 Member
    Ok, couple of things, love the post, you are a funny and brave soul.
    Two: for whiners there is a reason this section is called chit, chat, fun and games, it is for fluff!
    Three: We all need a break from the relentless pounding in the serious forums about nutrition and fitness as each pulpit pounding there is only one way to lose weight and my way is in and if you don't do it my way then you suck.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Don't worry about the haters, Mike. They don't have to read your rants if they don't want to - it's not like they weren't warned - it's in your title, right? Some of us are entertained by your witty musings. Keep it up. :drinker:
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

    I was wondering the same thing...

    Thirded. This sounds like the beginning of some disordered thinking about food.
  • Fast food window shopping...genius!!! That is the truest test of will power. Congrats on having a ton! :flowerforyou:

    Thanks I think it works.
  • Please rant on!!!!!!! I actually enjoy reading them and think it is thought provoking.

    Thank You! I shall.
  • I love that you have haters... :laugh: Some people have just lost touch with reality, probably eating less than 1200 a day ROFL :happy:

    Yeah they have a hunger headache. LOL.
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