Mike’s Daily Rant 11/05/2012 Topic: Window Shopping

MikeDaMotivator

Oh....and are you effin' serious???? SERIOUSLY?! ...Just...just...




Just no. For the love of all that is holy, put this dribble in your blog.

I am sorry that Mike forced you to click on his rant and read it. I am also sorry that it forced you away from the more important shallow confidence boosting "would you do weird sexual things with the poster above you" posts that are in the chit chat forum.

Ohh wait... that isn't actually the case. If you don't like his rants then don't read them and continue to wallow in your own shallow self confidence.

Please enjoy the rest of your day.

Wow!!!!! LMAO This is hillarious!!

magj0y

wow...
Really not normal or polite or funny behavior.

I always read them to see how absurd/rude he gets... And the comments that follow, haha

MikeDaMotivator

I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

No. I have a internal bacterial flesh eating disease that wont allow food to stay down so i just try not to avoid it coming back up.

MikeDaMotivator

Ok, couple of things, love the post, you are a funny and brave soul.
Two: for whiners there is a reason this section is called chit, chat, fun and games, it is for fluff!
Three: We all need a break from the relentless pounding in the serious forums about nutrition and fitness as each pulpit pounding there is only one way to lose weight and my way is in and if you don't do it my way then you suck.

TrueStory Weightloss is fun only if you make it. It is fun for me.

odusgolp

I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

No. I have a internal bacterial flesh eating disease that wont allow food to stay down so i just try not to avoid it coming back up.

So THAT's what I need to lose 200lbs in 365 days. I've been wondering...

MikeDaMotivator

Don't worry about the haters, Mike. They don't have to read your rants if they don't want to - it's not like they weren't warned - it's in your title, right? Some of us are entertained by your witty musings. Keep it up. :drinker:

Thank You. LOL

MikeDaMotivator

wow...
Really not normal or polite or funny behavior.

I always read them to see how absurd/rude he gets... And the comments that follow, haha

Haha!

MikeDaMotivator

I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

No. I have a internal bacterial flesh eating disease that wont allow food to stay down so i just try not to avoid it coming back up.

So THAT's what I need to lose 200lbs in 365 days. I've been wondering...

correction in my *kitten* voice *Its actually 356 days* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

odusgolp

I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

No. I have a internal bacterial flesh eating disease that wont allow food to stay down so i just try not to avoid it coming back up.

So THAT's what I need to lose 200lbs in 365 days. I've been wondering...

correction in my *kitten* voice *Its actually 356 days* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well that's even better!!

MikeDaMotivator

I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

No. I have a internal bacterial flesh eating disease that wont allow food to stay down so i just try not to avoid it coming back up.

So THAT's what I need to lose 200lbs in 365 days. I've been wondering...

correction in my *kitten* voice *Its actually 356 days* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well that's even better!!

LOL.

firstsip

I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

No. I have a internal bacterial flesh eating disease that wont allow food to stay down so i just try not to avoid it coming back up.

Is this better or worse than the "Tapeworm DIet"?

MikeDaMotivator

I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

No. I have a internal bacterial flesh eating disease that wont allow food to stay down so i just try not to avoid it coming back up.

Is this better or worse than the "Tapeworm DIet"?

Oh much better! I dont even have to stick my finger down my throat. It comes up on its own! Its Great!

sho3girl

Wish i could do that but my willpower isn't as good as yours

magj0y

I actually wasn't going to say anything here because I didn't want to get bashed by your friends..but out of concern I can't help myself. I didn't think this "rant" was funny. I think it was sad and it sent up a red flag to me. Back in my early 20s I have an eating disorder. I would love to cook for people and be around food but I would never eat it and when I did, I forced myself to throw it up. I took a gander at your food diary and you don't eat much. So I have to ask: Mike, are you ok?

No. I have a internal bacterial flesh eating disease that wont allow food to stay down so i just try not to avoid it coming back up.

So THAT's what I need to lose 200lbs in 365 days. I've been wondering...

correction in my *kitten* voice *Its actually 356 days* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well that's even better!!

You didn't really take that seriously, did you?

angelique_redhead

I've done something not TOO dissimilar from this only it was at the mall. I was far enough out from the counter most of them didn't even notice I was looking at the food. The couple that did and asked it they could help me I politely turned them down and said, "No, thanks. I'm on a diet and just lusting after your yummy food." They understood. Just because you're on a diet does not mean you can't LOOK at the menu. :bigsmile: