What the EFF are the lyrics?!

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_Wits_
_Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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Ok...I"m sure everyone out there has thought lyrics of a song were different...and then someone called you out on them?

For example...my most notorious one is Whitesnake's "Here I go Again"...I always sang "Like a TWISTER, I was born to walk alone!".. until hubs told me "twisters don't walk".

The next best one is The Offspring's "Pretty Fly (for a white guy)"...there is a line that goes "In his own mind, he's the dopest trick!"....I always sang "He's the jumbo shrimp!" Thanks to my bestie for reminding me that aint right... lol...

Are there songs YOU always sang wrong and never really noticed until someone pointed it out?
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  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
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    He's got the whole world... in his pants.
  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
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    Greased Lightening. I always said, "and chicks agree" when it's really "and chicks will cream". Thanks, mom.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
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    I posted this on your wall, Wits my love. It's based on a Kids In The Hall sketch that I can't find. I kinda love it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdpPMR6nEc
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

    lol another one of my friends said this one also
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    I posted this on your wall, Wits my love. It's based on a Kids In The Hall sketch that I can't find. I kinda love it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdpPMR6nEc

    I know my sweet....course I can't get youtube at work so I can't see it yet. :sad:
  • opus649
    opus649 Posts: 633 Member
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    .. until hubs told me "twisters don't walk".

    So what is the real lyric????
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

    lol another one of my friends said this one also

    it's probably the most notorious misheard lyric of all time.

    Also, I thought it was "coffeebean queen,...now we're sharing the same cream" lolol
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    .. until hubs told me "twisters don't walk".

    So what is the real lyric????

    lol Like a drifter!:tongue:
  • karen4ever
    karen4ever Posts: 46 Member
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    .. until hubs told me "twisters don't walk".

    So what is the real lyric????

    Drifter

    I had to look it up because after reading twister I couldn't get that out of my head lol :-)
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

    lol another one of my friends said this one also

    it's probably the most notorious misheard lyric of all time.

    Also, I thought it was "coffeebean queen,...now we're sharing the same cream" lolol

    LOL I just had to sing that outloud to my coworker...she's trying to not piss herself in the next cube...
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
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    My mom loves the Bee Gees and used to always play "More than a Woman" when I was younger. I was convinced it was "Bald-Headed Woman" :noway:
  • acpgranberg
    acpgranberg Posts: 137 Member
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    Bandages by Hot, Hot Heat. I always thought they were bag of chips. :)
  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
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    There's a site on YouTube where someone tries to interpret Pearl Jam lyrics. OMG; it's hysterical!
  • Brunner26_2
    Brunner26_2 Posts: 1,152
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    She's got a tick in her eye, and she don't care!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Now you're just somebody that I used to blow....
  • ahviendha
    ahviendha Posts: 1,291 Member
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    lol my notorious one was sheryl crow's "all i wanna do"

    i would always sing "all i wanna do, is hooked on phonics" (anybody guess which commercial was on all. the. time. around then?)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    I hope this link works because I am on my iPhone. This is hilarious...

    http://m.wimp.com/ofortuna/
  • theologynerd
    theologynerd Posts: 264 Member
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    I always thought it was "Secret Asian Man" instead of Secret Agent Man. :(

    A friend of mine interpreted ACDC's "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap" as "Thunder Chief with the dirty knees". He would sing it that way in all seriousness, and couldn't understand why we were laughing so hard we were bawling.
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
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    When I was young and Kenny Rogers sang Lucille, he said "Four hungry children and the crops in the field" and I always pictured four hundred kids standing in a corn field...but in my defense, i was six!!! lol

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