What the EFF are the lyrics?!

GlitterMamma11

My friend thought it was, Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you. lol

AmyP619

oh my god... so true.

I just lost it on this one! Oh my word..hilarious.

Wenchilada

There's a site on YouTube where someone tries to interpret Pearl Jam lyrics. OMG; it's hysterical

Eddie Vedder was once asked about The lyrics to Yellow Led Better. He said something along the lines of " "Wait...you mean there's lyrics?"

Eta correct quote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU&list=FLgb0HpNzom4CR799Edeljyg&index=90&feature=plpp_video

Yellow Ledbetter misheard lyrics video. :laugh: I saw this video a couple years ago and have been hearing it that way ever since.

AHHHH! Jinx! Haha.

auroranflash

The new Linkin Park song... I haven't bothered to google what he really says, but it sure sounds like,

"And these promises broken,
deep beagle,...."

And I'm like.... wtf, deep beagle.

Healthydiner65

Creedence Clearwater Revival. Almost their entire catalogue, Fogerty can't enunciate anything. My favorite...

"Theeeeeres a bathroom, on the right." (Bad Moon Rising)
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And I thought I was the only one!

Lrdoflamancha

Slowly the cross eyed bear.

Gerald_King

Grease "I've got shoes theyre made of plywood " lol

NocturnalGirl

Now you're just somebody that I used to blow....

Hahahahahaha :drinker:

oregonzoo

"And we go donkey kong"

I was SURE this was some lyrics from the scorpions song "winds of change"

NocturnalGirl

"Singing HEY-O it's Galileo!!!
Gonna rock this club
Gonna jump this joint
Gonna light it up like it's dynamite."

I seriously have the worst hearing ever. EVER.

Galileo? Haha nerd. :glasses:

geonbaeLeilee

I have a whole section on kissthisguy.com.

This is the anthem, blow all your friends up! - Good Charlotte (real lyric: This is the anthem, throw all your hands up.)

Healthydiner65

Not a song, but an old limerick --- "Jimmy crapped corn, and I don't care".

Why should I care if Jimmy crapped corn. Maybe he shouldn't eat corn.

LMAO!!!!

Wenchilada

YOOOOOOhoooooh... yo' steps is on fire.

StinkyWinkies

Not a song, but an old limerick --- "Jimmy crapped corn, and I don't care".

Why should I care if Jimmy crapped corn. Maybe he shouldn't eat corn.

ROFLMAO! :laugh:

3dogsrunning

There's a site on YouTube where someone tries to interpret Pearl Jam lyrics. OMG; it's hysterical

Eddie Vedder was once asked about The lyrics to Yellow Led Better. He said something along the lines of " "Wait...you mean there's lyrics?"

Eta correct quote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU&list=FLgb0HpNzom4CR799Edeljyg&index=90&feature=plpp_video

Yellow Ledbetter misheard lyrics video. :laugh: I saw this video a couple years ago and have been hearing it that way ever since.

Bwahahaha. Potato wave.

btwalsh132

"Oh Oh shush, keep it down down, your so scary"

till tuesday, voices carry

TubbsMcGee

The Knack's "My Sharona"
...I always thought he was yelling "m-m-m-myyyy sc-a-rotum!"

When I was 5 I thought they were singing "Don't go, Jason Waterfalls!" in TLC's Waterfalls.

Also, that "Like a G6" song, I thought they were singing "now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick"

whiteheaddg

Berlin's Metro. Thought it was, "I was on a Paris train, I emerged in London rain, and you were waiting there, swimming in a pile of cheese." It took my college roomate saying, "WTF did you just say?", before I got that straightened out. Terrible.

CollegiateGrief

oh my god... so true.

I litterally just now found out that this is not the lyric. I've been picturing a cross-eyed teddy bear he won for her at a carnival for half my life.

whiteheaddg

For anyone who has spent a significant amount of time watching Indian MTV this will be amusing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2viKl3tdU

HisangelG

When I was young and Kenny Rogers sang Lucille, he said "Four hungry children and the crops in the field" and I always pictured four hundred kids standing in a corn field...but in my defense, i was six!!! lol

OMG. I did too. Only I thought it was 400 children and NO crops in the field. I always felt bad for those hungry kids.

StinkyWinkies

Not a lyric, when I was 8-ish I asked my mom why Pepsi/coke made me burp...she said "because it has burpatation" or at least that's what I *thought* she said...still makes me smile when I think of it...what she actually said was "because it has carbonation" :happy:

bluefox9er

Billy Ocean's " going gets tough" sounds like " go and get stuffed".

do I win?

melleyshelley

Greased Lightening. I always said, "and chicks agree" when it's really "and chicks will cream". Thanks, mom.

Ha!

melleyshelley

blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

Exactly! What are the words that go there anyway?! LOL

IamOnMywayNow

My husband is horrible with song lyrics.......one night he was singing grease lightening his version went like this " I got juice its multiplying" I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!

Easywider

blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

Exactly! What are the words that go there anyway?! LOL

Hi. I'll offer you $500 for your cat, plus handling.

Owsla135

"Loser"
It's all right, go get the door
real words: Soy un perdedor

rjt1000

blinded by the light.....wrapped up like a douche.........lolol

Exactly! What are the words that go there anyway?! LOL

revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

and what that actually means? Bruce only knows....

rjt1000

Icarly show theme song on Nickolodean, my 10 year old sings "Wake up the livers and vibrations..." and doesnt' believe it really says "wake up the members of my nation."