The STRICT commando 7 day diet

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  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    I would rather kill myself than eat a grapefruit and I eat almost anything.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Forgot to say if there is no underpants I'm in. Only good part of that diet.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    BAH.:angry:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    I hate when I comment on something from so long ago. People must dig deep

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  • Michelle_dirtracer
    Michelle_dirtracer Posts: 245
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    Just eat lowfat cottage cheese and fruit for 7 days "like all the models do right before photoshoots"

    :laugh:

    I am starting this tomorrow!! So I should be model thin in 7 days? :laugh:

    Anytime a "diet" calls for you to follow it a certain number of days, people should run.
  • steffij100
    steffij100 Posts: 85 Member
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    Hmm... thread resurrection, much?
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
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    Just eat lowfat cottage cheese and fruit for 7 days "like all the models do right before photoshoots"

    :laugh:

    I am starting this tomorrow!! So I should be model thin in 7 days? :laugh:

    Anytime a "diet" calls for you to follow it a certain number of days, people should run.

    I'm going to JUST eat the lowfat cottage cheese and be a model in 3.5 days. :wink:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I think it sounds AWESOME.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    I heard that if you find yourself dying a lot during this diet, you can enter: ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA and it will give you like 30 extra lives or something.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Your booty gonna stank.
  • AmyRhubarb
    AmyRhubarb Posts: 6,890 Member
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    This:
    Holy egg farts! :sick:
    And this:
    First: It's a diet.
    Second: It's 9 eggs on the first day.
    Third: It lasts only 7 days and teaches you nothing about how to eat right to be healthy.
    Also this!
    7 days, no underwear. All right, I'm down.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
    That's a lot of eggses..
    Precious! :wink:

    Aaaaaaaand this:
    I hate when I comment on something from so long ago. People must dig deep

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  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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    Nooooooo
  • QuincyChick
    QuincyChick Posts: 269 Member
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    7 days, no underwear. All right, I'm down.

    this is why I clicked on this thread. I'm in for pantsless dieting.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    That is a s**t ton of eggs.
  • MikeyM1982
    MikeyM1982 Posts: 47 Member
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    Show me a Royal Marine that has ever performed on this diet. During training they probably BURN 7-8000 calories a day. Thats why they are (from what I recall them telling me) given 4 meals, rather than the 3 meals that the British Army get.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    This thread is strong with DERP
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    My thoughts: This sounds terrible! Maintain a calorie deficit, move your body occasionally, and you will lose the weight. Actually, working out isn't even strictly necessary for weight loss.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    Dang..zombie thread.
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
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    Dang..zombie thread.

    yes, but mildly entertaining......now for my two cents on the "STRICT commando 7 day diet"....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • annko65
    annko65 Posts: 18 Member
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    The diet is called 'commando marine diet' simply because it is very strict; common sense. Marines cannot go through their training programme with just having an egg for breakfast for example, think about it.

    My uncle and cousin were marines and their training was really tough; this diet has nothing to do with the marines' eating plan.

    They named it 'commando marine' because IT IS VERY STRICT!!!!!!

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