What made you laugh today?
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Someone on the end of the world blog said that hopefully Dec 21 will be the end of doomsday scenarios. I thought that was clever.0
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Went to a old school gathering. Saw a female teacher. Guess what did I say? Lol.. I asked her, " which class are u from?" lol.. :I m e joke: hahaha ..
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Here are a couple of things that made me laugh today:
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Here are a couple of things that made me laugh today:
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My Bff and I told the sandwich maker at Subway that we were married and the guy said "I can see that"0
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Funniest dog joke i've ever read:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he
sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak,
he says, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in.
"I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of
medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."0 -
I went to see "Wreck It Ralph" with my friend this afternoon and it made me laugh a lot. Super cute movie!
Also, my friend texted me a video of her 2 year old daughter who is just learning how to count. It made me smile because it was one of the cutest things ever.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thisssThis email from my mom:
She's always giving me subtle marriage advice...No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words, COMPLETE and FINISHED.
In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England attended by the best in the world Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.
His final question was this: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. "How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?"
His answer made him receive an invitation to dine with the Queen who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.
Here is his astute answer:
"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
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Every sunday night I get to spend some time with some of my closest friends.
My husband, a friend who's "been there, done that" and we 'get' each other on a level no one else does
The 2 fun guys that I joke with and we laugh at each other.
It makes Monday so much more enjoyable. It's cocktail hour with 'family' and it's awesome.0 -
Funniest dog joke i've ever read:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he
sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak,
he says, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in.
"I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of
medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
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Funniest dog joke i've ever read:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he
sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog
is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak,
he says, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could
talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I
signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in.
"I uncovered some incredible stuff and was awarded a bunch of
medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
^^ this :laugh:
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A coworker said he was a growing boy and needed more potatoes. I said its big enough. I meant to say you're just about right. Apparently, it was still taken dirty. Hehe. I laughed so hard, he was more than happy to know that I got nervous.0
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The 2 year old little girl I babysit running around the backyard chasing my step daughter and calling her mommy and watching blooper videos on Youtube with my stepdaughters and husband.0
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Heartache and pain can be hard to deal with.....but laughter can be the best medicine. in some cases...
Unless you have diarrhea.0 -
Watching Abraham Lincoln Zombie Killer with my teenage son- what a hoot!!0
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I laughed when my daughter said she'd like a Dutch oven for her birthday, and her husband said "I just gave you one this morning!"0
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Read the "dumb labels" thread on MFP--it's hilarious!0
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What made me laugh was a few moments ago my husband was playing a game "Assassin's creed 3" and he says...
Husband: Where is Sam adam's?
Me: I'm Sure someone is drinking him out of a bottle tonight
Husband: No, are you stupid? The man, where is he?
Me: I don't know but with a name like that I'd be drunk
Husband: I think you are!
LOL I'm still laughing
Oh and he went to the bathroom and peed on his shirt so yeah I'm having a lot of laughs tonight.0 -
Read the "dumb labels" thread on MFP--it's hilarious!
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my friend and I discussing how we would get some sperm for our lesbian friend who wants a baby, and deciding we should get it from our other friends Husband, as he is a cardiac consultant and is fit and good looking, but I pointed out that he has had a vasectomy and then we decided that we would get some anyway.....
Then wondering how to do it without him knowing.....0 -
Heartache and pain can be hard to deal with.....but laughter can be the best medicine. in some cases...
Unless you have diarrhea.
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Some witty comments on a blog about those Elf on the Shelf things.0
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What a moot question! Couldn't have come at a better time! Mein Gott - these kids! I was laughing my head off, then I got angry for what I had to deal with today!
In short, a 14 year old is thinking to inflict physical violence upon some girl, who she claims slandered her. And she's thinking to go street about it. Urgh. Neither one is physical. Neither of the 2 were raised street. There are alternatives - but some of these children just don't see other likely options, but rather - turn to the ridiculous. Surely it must be for the sole purpose - of pissing me off, possibly because of my adamant choice to live triple c - cool - calm - collected. Don't f*** up my karma!! Darn it!!! lol
To have grown up part-street from one side of my family (hood relevant), to be apprised of the modern interpretations of what was a circumstantial way of life, just made me laugh! Back then I had to fight for being there at all (it's an invasion - you don't belong - it's an insult), to board the school bus, to purchase from the local dairy, ... To use the community's sporting facilities .... And fighting was in self-defence - not elective - you had to!
What is laughable, is that these children, think it's cool. It's not - it's criminal! Is life so soft, that they feel they need to manufacture "that hard" for a balance? Where do they get this crap from?
... B R E A T H E ... Breathe in and E X H A L E .... LOL
There you have it - my laugh at" the ridiculous" for the day.0 -
My grandson.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnHNqvOB42M&playnext=1&list=PL0B3B469A3D43E2D1&feature=results_main
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