The proper way to dispose of unwanted things

_Elemenopee_

Let's just say, hypothetically, of course, that you needed to get rid of something/somebody. Maybe there are some SWANs that need to go and you don't want to raise any red flags.

How would you, hypothetically, go about such a task?

TylerJ76

*leaves*

Cranktastic

I heard they can be lured with certain things.

DontStopB_Leakin

Hypothetically?


Woodchipper or industrial strength meat grinder.


Hypothetically, of course.

_Elemenopee_

wait...don't go!

scs143

Hypothetically, you push said Swans down the trash shoot. Unless the basement of your building is still flooded.

felice03

why would you want to get rid of SWANs? I mean, sure, they tend to be loud, annoying, and *kitten* everywhere....oh, ok...I second the question...

♥Faerie♥

Lye

_binary_jester_

2 words...mercy killing

parys1

I believe Swans are edible.

LovelyLifter

Lye

yes make soap

millions0fpeaches

Pig farm.

drmerc

Lye

this took too long for my tastes

DAM_Fine

I believe Swans are edible.

Pretty sure this one is.

PittShkr

Lye

yes make soap

Yes ... Tonight.... we make soap!

AlsDonkBoxSquat

I've heard that chasing them off with dogs may work. Dogs chase, swans run, swans come back, dogs chase.

kimothy38

What's the nutritional content of swan meat?

iAMsmiling

Out here, we just drive a few miles out in to the desert and leave "things" where they are eaten and never seen again.

_skittybang

_Elemenopee_

I believe Swans are edible.

This one is old, gamey, and has flown south a few too many times (Might have something) You don't want this Swan around, trust me.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

*leaves*

leaves would do nothing to chase swans off . . . that's just a silly answer.

BrettPGH

Pig farm.

Beat me to it.

_Elemenopee_

I STILL haven't seen this movie

Psychoanalytic

Pig farm.

More specifically, a hog farm. Hogs will eat *anything*

parys1

I believe Swans are edible.

This one is old, gamey, and has flown south a few too many times (Might have something) You don't want this Swan around, trust me.

Needs to stew for a few days then.

homerjspartan

Hypothetically?


Woodchipper or industrial strength meat grinder.


Hypothetically, of course.

Too dramatic. Go the Sam Kinison method. Start doing meth, f--king hardcore. Sell the TV. Sell the car. Sell the kids. Then, they leave and THEY feel bad because they are leaving when you need them most.

Unknown

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clydethecat

why would you want to get rid of swans, they're beautiful... are they becoming a nuisance?

i know my company gets rid of ducks in swimming pools by putting in this substance that gets into their feathers and makes it so they're not buoyant anymore. maybe you can try that...

AlsDonkBoxSquat

I believe Swans are edible.

This one is old, gamey, and has flown south a few too many times (Might have something) You don't want this Swan around, trust me.

Have you ever seen Dexter . . . watch . . . take notes . . .

_Elemenopee_

I believe Swans are edible.

This one is old, gamey, and has flown south a few too many times (Might have something) You don't want this Swan around, trust me.

Needs to stew for a few days then.

Will that make it safe?

neverstray

During the day, when everyone is at work, go catch it, break it's neck, put it in a plastic trash bag, and place it in the trash. When neighbors ask, you just say you have no idea what happened to it.