The proper way to dispose of unwanted things

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  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Take a look in the latest "ACME" catalog. They have a multitude of ideas for getting rid of nuisance birds. - Wile E. Coyote
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    I live near the everglades. and have a friend who owns a backhoe. Here gator gator gator Mommys got a present for you :bigsmile:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Take a look in the latest "ACME" catalog. They have a multitude of ideas for getting rid of nuisance birds. - Wile E. Coyote

    Dude. C'mon. Those NEVER work. Trust me. You have any idea how many times my wife has come into the kitchen to a plate with a sign that says "cookies" while I was in the other room hidden beneath a catapult with a rocket strapped to my back?
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Have a 6-pack of beer for me?
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    I'd hire The Wolf from Pulp Fiction.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    It's hard for me to believe that anyone is more than 6 degrees of separation from "I know a guy . . . "
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Have a 6-pack of beer for me?

    Name your brand...I'll make it a 12 pack. I'll even shell out for the fancy glass bottles!
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 653 Member
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    Usually, I'd suggest dead 'things' and new patios go hand in hand
  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
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    Get them really drugged up and then relocate them to your enemies house?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    Two words:

    GIANTS
    STADIUM
  • swordsmith
    swordsmith Posts: 599 Member
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    Pig farm ala Snatch.

    Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

    Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Have a 6-pack of beer for me?

    Name your brand...I'll make it a 12 pack. I'll even shell out for the fancy glass bottles!

    Solo cups, only, please.

    And so you know, this is why I live near the desert
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Am I the only one that thought "Chinese Restaurant?"

    (I'm a bad bad man)

    I get to make that kinda joke. just look at me.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Have a 6-pack of beer for me?

    Name your brand...I'll make it a 12 pack. I'll even shell out for the fancy glass bottles!

    Solo cups, only, please.

    And so you know, this is why I live near the desert

    Red? Let's have a party!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Lye

    Ridiculous! Swans can tell if you're lyeing...sorry, had to be said.
  • serena569
    serena569 Posts: 427 Member
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    Pigs. Eat. Everything.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Poodles love antifreeze...I mean SWANS! Swans love antifreeze.
  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
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    Pig farm ala Snatch.

    aka The Picton Farm.. <--- I used to live 15 minutes away from this farm............. :sick:
  • JersryGirl31
    JersryGirl31 Posts: 167
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    LOL
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
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    I would wrap it in some TP and dispose of it properly in the GaaarBaaage..... Dosen't everybody??

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