The proper way to dispose of unwanted things

downsizinghoss

you need a plate full of donuts. then a large pulley and some rope tied to a piano hanging above the donuts.

felice03

_Elemenopee_

I believe Swans are edible.

This one is old, gamey, and has flown south a few too many times (Might have something) You don't want this Swan around, trust me.

Have you ever seen Dexter . . . watch . . . take notes . . .

Forgive me but...I have never seen Dexter...I know...I know!

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DontStopB_Leakin

Hypothetically?


Woodchipper or industrial strength meat grinder.


Hypothetically, of course.

Too dramatic. Go the Sam Kinison method. Start doing meth, f--king hardcore. Sell the TV. Sell the car. Sell the kids. Then, they leave and THEY feel bad because they are leaving when you need them most.

But, but, but....


The wood chipper method is much less work...

AlsDonkBoxSquat

I believe Swans are edible.

This one is old, gamey, and has flown south a few too many times (Might have something) You don't want this Swan around, trust me.

Needs to stew for a few days then.

Like in Fried Green Tomatoes. Long cook it and make it into a heck of a pulled barbeque.

parys1

I believe Swans are edible.

This one is old, gamey, and has flown south a few too many times (Might have something) You don't want this Swan around, trust me.

Needs to stew for a few days then.

Will that make it safe?

Safe and tender.

Bigpelly8

Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig *kitten*, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute.

so I hear at least

california_peach

Slow cooker.

parys1

I believe Swans are edible.

This one is old, gamey, and has flown south a few too many times (Might have something) You don't want this Swan around, trust me.

Needs to stew for a few days then.

Like in Fried Green Tomatoes. Long cook it and make it into a heck of a pulled barbeque.

Exactly.

BeeElMarvin

Take a look in the latest "ACME" catalog. They have a multitude of ideas for getting rid of nuisance birds. - Wile E. Coyote

jenbit

I live near the everglades. and have a friend who owns a backhoe. Here gator gator gator Mommys got a present for you :bigsmile:

homerjspartan

Take a look in the latest "ACME" catalog. They have a multitude of ideas for getting rid of nuisance birds. - Wile E. Coyote

Dude. C'mon. Those NEVER work. Trust me. You have any idea how many times my wife has come into the kitchen to a plate with a sign that says "cookies" while I was in the other room hidden beneath a catapult with a rocket strapped to my back?

EatClean_WashUrNuts

Have a 6-pack of beer for me?

_Timmeh_

I'd hire The Wolf from Pulp Fiction.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

It's hard for me to believe that anyone is more than 6 degrees of separation from "I know a guy . . . "

_Elemenopee_

Have a 6-pack of beer for me?

Name your brand...I'll make it a 12 pack. I'll even shell out for the fancy glass bottles!

dcurzon

Usually, I'd suggest dead 'things' and new patios go hand in hand

spikefoot

Get them really drugged up and then relocate them to your enemies house?

BeeElMarvin

Two words:

GIANTS
STADIUM

swordsmith

Pig farm ala Snatch.

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

EatClean_WashUrNuts

Have a 6-pack of beer for me?

Name your brand...I'll make it a 12 pack. I'll even shell out for the fancy glass bottles!

Solo cups, only, please.

And so you know, this is why I live near the desert

tomomatic

Am I the only one that thought "Chinese Restaurant?"

(I'm a bad bad man)

I get to make that kinda joke. just look at me.

_Elemenopee_

Have a 6-pack of beer for me?

Name your brand...I'll make it a 12 pack. I'll even shell out for the fancy glass bottles!

Solo cups, only, please.

And so you know, this is why I live near the desert

Red? Let's have a party!

elenathegreat

Lye

Ridiculous! Swans can tell if you're lyeing...sorry, had to be said.

serena569

Pigs. Eat. Everything.

elenathegreat

Poodles love antifreeze...I mean SWANS! Swans love antifreeze.

AimersBee

Pig farm ala Snatch.

aka The Picton Farm.. <--- I used to live 15 minutes away from this farm............. :sick:

JersryGirl31

LOL

HiKaren

I would wrap it in some TP and dispose of it properly in the GaaarBaaage..... Dosen't everybody??