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  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
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    I like turtles.

    How do you feel about tortoises?

    Those are cool too, except when they pee on you.
  • laylaness
    laylaness Posts: 262 Member
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    LOVE IT.
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    just pooped!

    OMG! Me TOO!
    We must be sole mates!
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    just pooped!

    OMG! Me TOO!
    We must be sole mates!
    No -- stool mates.
  • hpsNcrvs
    hpsNcrvs Posts: 74
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    I just bought a $1 Illinois Lottery Holiday Cash Scratchoff....and won $5

    Should I..

    *cash it in and get the $5
    *buy 5 more tickets
    *buy one $5 ticket

    Hmmmmmm..decisions..decisions :-)

    Buy two OE 40's!! Ole school!



    Wow....you just took me waayyyyy back :-) ole skool for sure!! Lol
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    I have had a gym membership (a really really nice gym) for 2 years for my son (the sick one) he still weightlifts, my daughter to swim and for me to exercise... (bah ha hah ha). I just realized that it doesn't cost extra for the different classes...

    So i feel a bit dense.. (and not b/c I am fat either)

    Have a great day all.

    Duh.

    Jane

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  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :drinker:

    I can't top anything I've seen....outstanding

    However I am in need of a dating coach....or wingman....attracting men with my awkwardness is NOT working
  • schell81
    schell81 Posts: 187 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :drinker:

    I can't top anything I've seen....outstanding

    However I am in need of a dating coach....or wingman....attracting men with my awkwardness is NOT working

    I won my husband over with my awkwardness and my ability to put my foot in my mouth at every opportunity. He won me over because he made fun of me on our first date.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :drinker:

    I can't top anything I've seen....outstanding

    However I am in need of a dating coach....or wingman....attracting men with my awkwardness is NOT working

    I won my husband over with my awkwardness and my ability to put my foot in my mouth at every opportunity. He won me over because he made fun of me on our first date.

    I can see why the ability to fit your foot in your mouth would be appealing to a man's baser instincts.
  • janehlansing
    janehlansing Posts: 54
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    oh... and here in nh, they sell chicken feet. (honest to God). The store, called Hannafords calls them "Chicken Paws"..

    I am gonna take a pic and post it.

    Jane
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
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    oh... and here in nh, they sell chicken feet. (honest to God). The store, called Hannafords calls them "Chicken Paws"..

    I am gonna take a pic and post it.

    Jane
    OMG how whacky

    they sell them in mexican butcher stores here too sometimes

    i am gonna take a picture too so you can see them hear too

    i wonder if they will look different sense their from different places

    this should be fun

    Sammy
  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,273 Member
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    oh... and here in nh, they sell chicken feet. (honest to God). The store, called Hannafords calls them "Chicken Paws"..

    I am gonna take a pic and post it.

    Jane
    You are the Queen of the non sequiturs. :bigsmile:
  • janehlansing
    janehlansing Posts: 54
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    I am... a bit. different.


    I guess my big weight loss help was
    1. Chicken Paws = Chicken Feet
    2. Please check your gym membership.. who knows.... u may be able to zumba without any additional cost.



    Jane
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
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    My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    oh... and here in nh, they sell chicken feet. (honest to God). The store, called Hannafords calls them "Chicken Paws"..

    I am gonna take a pic and post it.

    Jane

    Do the chickens have large talons?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    This thread is missing something very important.


    This thread is missing Joe. That is a crime.

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    Fix'd. You're welcome
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    ^^^ bless u child
  • kcoftx
    kcoftx Posts: 765 Member
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    I play a domino game called Chicken Feet. Does that count? My version has zero calories.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    "Jane Says"

    Jane says
    I'm done with Sergio
    He treats me like a ragdoll
    She hides
    The television
    Says I don't owe him nothing,
    But if he comes back again
    Tell him to wait right here for me
    Or just
    Try again tomorrow
    I'm gonna kick tomorrow
    Gonna kick tomorrow

    Jane says
    Have you seen my wig around?
    I feel naked without it
    She knows
    They all want her to go
    But that's O.K. man
    She dont like them anyway
    Jane says
    She's goin away to spain
    When she gets my money saved
    I'm gonna start tomorrow
    I'm gonna kick tomorrow
    Gonna kick tomorrow

    She gets mad
    Starts to cry
    She takes a swing but
    She cant hit
    She don't mean no harm
    She just don't know
    What else to do about it

    Jane goes
    To the store at 8:00
    She walk up on St. Andrews
    She waits
    And gets her dinner there
    She pulls her dinner
    From her pocket
    Jane says
    I've never been in love
    I don't know what it is
    Only knows if someone wants her
    I want them if they want me
    I only know they want me

    She gets mad
    And she starts to cry
    She takes a swing man
    She cant hit!
    She don't mean no harm
    She just dont know
    What else to do about it

    Jane says
    Jane says

    YES!!!!

    :heart: :heart: :heart:

    :smokin: :drinker: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    This thread is missing something very important.


    This thread is missing Joe. That is a crime.

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    Fix'd. You're welcome

    Excuse me a moment. About to go record some calories burned to the tune of "*kitten*."

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