Embarrassing Moments
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Hm... I have a lot, too! I've become somewhat desensitized! ;D
But when I was a freshman in college, I was moving into the dorms--super busy, everybody else was moving in too. I was carrying something awkwardly big, so I couldn't reach my ID to unlock the front doors... So this guy comes up, and I was like "Hey, can you unlock the door for me? My hands are full..." And for whatever reason, he didn't have his ID on him or he didn't live in the same dorm or something, so he couldn't use his... So I said "That's ok, you can just use mine! It's right here!" And I nodded down to my ID that was hanging on a lanyard around my neck, jammed awkwardly right underneath my boobs and against the piece of furniture or whatever I was holding... So embarrassing! He looked seriously uncomfortable and lost for words, before somebody else came up and unlocked the door for us.
Thats what i call a booby trap0 -
I hate to say this but I have to many embarrassing moments. The one I can think of just happened a few months ago....
I work for an airline and was at long beach airport helping that airport out. I had a long day without a break so I decided to go with another co worker on break. I went to the snack bar to grab a diet coke and a Twix ( i needed sugar) There was a guy there and we were playing the eye and smile game. I bought my stuff and was talking to another person when my co worker left me. I continued the flirting game with this guy and noticed he was eating my Twix. I didn't mind cuz he was cute and didn't say anything. It was time for me to get back to work and saw the rest of the Twix on the bar so I grabbed it and said " I at least get half" and I did the sexy walk away. ( girls you know what I am talking about) When I got back and asked why my co worker left and to tell her how hot that guy was and told her what I did she just starting laughing her *kitten* off. It turned out that she took my folder and candy bar with her and the Twix I was eating really was not mine but that guys.
I still get teased by all the co workers at that airport.0 -
Bump totally want to read these but don't have the time now!0
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While walking through Walmart with my son (then 3) he said in his loud voice "Mommy why can't you have anymore babies? Is it because the dentist took out your baby parts?" Yep the dentist. I was so embarrassed.0
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One summer day I was visiting my dad in AZ who had a pool. I had all the neighborhood teens over for a little swim party. I was wearing a bikini (this will be pertinent later.) We all decided to go over to my friend's house, so we threw on some shorts and went over. About an hour later everyone started shouting that we should get in the hot tub, and I stood up and said, "Count me in!" and pulled my shorts down so I would be bikini ready to jump in. Except that I had forgotten that I had taken off my wet bikini bottoms and replaced them with panties when I put my shorts on. Yep, I was standing in a coed crowd of teens in a bikini top and undies after pantsing MYSELF. Humiliating!0
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When I was pregnant (with twins) I was either so tired that I couldn't think straight, so full of hormones I had that 'pregnancy foggy brain' or so sick to my stomach that I just wanted to be anywhere but work. Well, my boss was a very old, cranky battleaxe that we all called The Barracuda. She and I never got along because I did things in the way that I found efficient, often in the exact opposite way that she would have (the whole crew often had to go redo a lot of her work because she wasn't used to computers, I digress).
Anyway, one day, after a very long morning of The Barracuda yelling at me and belittling me infont of clients and sales reps, I checked my watch and started packing up my stuff - feeling thankful my shift was finally over. All of my coworkers were still doing odds and ends and I assumed they were being extra dilligent to keep from getting yelled at as well. I got my sweater on and my purse and keys and lunchbag and shut my computer down. When I stood up, The Barracuda said, "Uh, where do you think you're going?" To try to be jovial, I said, "Oh I'm going home while all the rest of the busy bees finish up with whatever they're doing." She looked at me puzzled for a moment and said, "It's 3:45, not 4:45, you need to sit down and get back to work"
MOR.TI.FIED (and in trouble again!!!!)0 -
Caught a toe pick while at the skating rink and fell flat sliding into a bunch of my daughter's friends....I work in the school's library. "Mrs.C. do they have ice skating books in the library? " I'm going to try hockey skates.0
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I hate to say this but I have to many embarrassing moments. The one I can think of just happened a few months ago....
I work for an airline and was at long beach airport helping that airport out. I had a long day without a break so I decided to go with another co worker on break. I went to the snack bar to grab a diet coke and a Twix ( i needed sugar) There was a guy there and we were playing the eye and smile game. I bought my stuff and was talking to another person when my co worker left me. I continued the flirting game with this guy and noticed he was eating my Twix. I didn't mind cuz he was cute and didn't say anything. It was time for me to get back to work and saw the rest of the Twix on the bar so I grabbed it and said " I at least get half" and I did the sexy walk away. ( girls you know what I am talking about) When I got back and asked why my co worker left and to tell her how hot that guy was and told her what I did she just starting laughing her *kitten* off. It turned out that she took my folder and candy bar with her and the Twix I was eating really was not mine but that guys.
I still get teased by all the co workers at that airport.
Like stealing candy from a baby hehe0 -
While walking through Walmart with my son (then 3) he said in his loud voice "Mommy why can't you have anymore babies? Is it because the dentist took out your baby parts?" Yep the dentist. I was so embarrassed.
Future surgeon in our midst :-)0 -
While walking through Walmart with my son (then 3) he said in his loud voice "Mommy why can't you have anymore babies? Is it because the dentist took out your baby parts?" Yep the dentist. I was so embarrassed.
FTW. That had to have been awful, you must put this gem in a scrapbook or some such thing and embarrass your child when he is a teenager
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embarrassing moment #721: I realized the pants I wear to the gym are see through.
I've been wearing them for a year now.0 -
embarrassing moment #721: I realized the pants I wear to the gym are see through.
I've been wearing them for a year now.
Wait, so you have been wearing them for a year and just realized they were see through, or you realized they were see through and kept wearing them for a year? Heh0 -
I was training my two rescue dogs on leashes in a park.. They are large breeds and had spent most of their lives in a shelter so this was a challenge. Well, the park was a leash on only park, but that doesn't often stop ppl from unleashing theirs in my town. Well some person unleashed their two teacup breeds dogs that came barreling towards us.. my dogs went insane, slammed me chest first into a metal trash can that was bolted to the ground. I lost my breath and hit the ground and was dragged several feet... which made my pants drop to my ankles... wasn't wearing.... sigh... underwear
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embarrassing moment #721: I realized the pants I wear to the gym are see through.
I've been wearing them for a year now.
Wait, so you have been wearing them for a year and just realized they were see through, or you realized they were see through and kept wearing them for a year? Heh
I wore them for a year before realizing they're see through. Stupid yoga pants! Who knows WHEN they became see through, but it's only when I bend over... :blushing:0 -
embarrassing moment #721: I realized the pants I wear to the gym are see through.
I've been wearing them for a year now.
Wait, so you have been wearing them for a year and just realized they were see through, or you realized they were see through and kept wearing them for a year? Heh
I wore them for a year before realizing they're see through. Stupid yoga pants! Who knows WHEN they became see through, but it's only when I bend over... :blushing:
Haha that's just another reason we love yoga pants
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ohh boy
mine id have to say happened a few weeks ago when i was benching in the gym without a spotter and i.. well failed. the gym was almost empty so one the girls on a bike had to come and save me. it was embarrasing because she was around 5 foot 1 maybe 100 pounds haha0 -
Keeping in mind that I used to be a very big girl, I was working with juvenille delinquents and one of them attacked a peer. In tbe course of trying to contain him, he bit me, on the stomach. The security guard who had to photograph the bite for the icident report took a look at it and said wait a minute, I want to get the wide angle lens. I was mortified then realized it was actually kinda funny and started laughing. Then it turned into his embarassing moment when he realized what he said.0
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Probably more of a FML moment. I had just gotten out of church and went to walmart, still dressed in my blue polo, grey pants, and tennis shoes. i was halfway to the electronics section when a woman and her husband stopped me. she said "excuse me sir, can you tell me where the storage bins are?" i looked at her sort of perplexed and said "umm, i'm not sure." she gave me a weird look and sort of cocked her head to the side like a confused dog. i then proceeded to tell her "i don't work here ma'am..." she turned red as a tomato and said "oh..... im so sorry...." and walked off..
moral of the story: never wear a blue polo at walmart :grumble:0 -
I had to stop and laugh so hard when I read that!!!I was screening a patient for a upcoming medical procedure and ask about any prior surgery and he told me he had a recent autopsy .. LOL I had to put him on hold to compose myself and just marked biopsy off and went on with my screening..0 -
Probably more of a FML moment. I had just gotten out of church and went to walmart, still dressed in my blue polo, grey pants, and tennis shoes. i was halfway to the electronics section when a woman and her husband stopped me. she said "excuse me sir, can you tell me where the storage bins are?" i looked at her sort of perplexed and said "umm, i'm not sure." she gave me a weird look and sort of cocked her head to the side like a confused dog. i then proceeded to tell her "i don't work here ma'am..." she turned red as a tomato and said "oh..... im so sorry...." and walked off..
moral of the story: never wear a blue polo at walmart :grumble:
Ha so true my fiance wore his Autozone uniform (He wears a gray shirt and khaki pants with his autozone nametag and hat) and they start asking him where stuff is.
Don't wear any uniform at walmart0 -
Probably more of a FML moment. I had just gotten out of church and went to walmart, still dressed in my blue polo, grey pants, and tennis shoes. i was halfway to the electronics section when a woman and her husband stopped me. she said "excuse me sir, can you tell me where the storage bins are?" i looked at her sort of perplexed and said "umm, i'm not sure." she gave me a weird look and sort of cocked her head to the side like a confused dog. i then proceeded to tell her "i don't work here ma'am..." she turned red as a tomato and said "oh..... im so sorry...." and walked off..
moral of the story: never wear a blue polo at walmart :grumble:
Or anything "fancy" I worked at a bank near Wal-Mart and would run in there to get a snack or lunch on my breaks. I would be stopped ALL THE TIME asking for help. I was dressed in semi-business clothes. When I said I didn't work here, they would point to my name tag and I would say yeah, but it also says "Such and such Bank" lol. Or I'd have a pin on that says "Ask me about our home equity lines". Wal-Mart does not offer home equity lines (yet anyway lol)0 -
While out running two weeks ago at a very public place I wet my pants. There was nowhere to hide so I had to keep running all the way back to my car. Luckily my pants were navy so you couldn't tell. Yep, I'm 26, and so glad I don't know anyone on mfp personally!!0
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I had to stop and laugh so hard when I read that!!!I was screening a patient for a upcoming medical procedure and ask about any prior surgery and he told me he had a recent autopsy .. LOL I had to put him on hold to compose myself and just marked biopsy off and went on with my screening..
Me too!!! That is hilarious!!!!!!0 -
I was at a paint store waiting for the guy behind the counter to stir my paint.
I was just standing there, waiting patiently, sipping my drink from Del Taco.
Then I thought to myself, "hey, I didn't I come in here with a drink". And I spit it out of my mouth onto the counter.
So gross. Especially for a germaphobe like myself.
This made me laugh so hard!!!!0 -
I have way too many, but one of my more recent ones...
I had flooring put in by Lowes last spring. The first couple times I went into the store, I spoke with Mike. He was attractive and a very nice guy. While running errands with my daughter one morning, I received a call that my quote was complete and I could sign the contract right away, so I brought her with me. It took a little while to go through the contract, but my daughter chatted with Mike quite a bit (and I also learned through their chat that he had a girlfriend). After about an hour, we were all done and Mike asked if I had any questions. I said no, and thanked him for his time. My daughter (bless her heart) says "Excuse me sir, my mommy's phone number is XXX-XXXX". He turned bright red and I told my daughter that it was inappropriate to give strangers our phone number. She answers "What? Does he have it already?". I thanked him again and almost ran out of the store.0 -
so I was sitting in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chai, and this hot girl saw me. Really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi". Anyways, she saw me doing that and offered to crack my back for me, and I thought it was kind of weird, but I accepted. So I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this ways?) I have seen it, but it is weird to explain)
Anyways, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounch. Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down I couldn't feel my legs. It was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the gorund, my legs going off in weird directions. Then I heard a hella loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, I was so embarrassed and I look up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like, what the hell is going on. So I tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was hella mad and thought I was just being a freak crapping on the floor, but after a while they realized I wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance
So I went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now I'm completely fine.
So.... I never went back to that school
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Well this morning at the gym, I was in a pissy mood bc everyone was using all the stuff I wanted to use, of course. I am mumbling to myself and putting some weights onto a bar, I put my hand on one of the machines to stable myself as im bending over to pick something up-you know the round part that you put your legs under and it started rolling and I totally wipe out and hit my head on the machine. Bravo me, bravo.0
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so I was sitting in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chai, and this hot girl saw me. Really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi". Anyways, she saw me doing that and offered to crack my back for me, and I thought it was kind of weird, but I accepted. So I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this ways?) I have seen it, but it is weird to explain)
Anyways, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounch. Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down I couldn't feel my legs. It was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the gorund, my legs going off in weird directions. Then I heard a hella loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, I was so embarrassed and I look up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like, what the hell is going on. So I tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was hella mad and thought I was just being a freak crapping on the floor, but after a while they realized I wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance
So I went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now I'm completely fine.
So.... I never went back to that school
source: random internet forum
WOW!!!! That was embarrassing. I bet your glad that wasn't you. I wouldn't know what to do with myself. I would probaly move outta state!!!0 -
so I was sitting in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chai, and this hot girl saw me. Really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi". Anyways, she saw me doing that and offered to crack my back for me, and I thought it was kind of weird, but I accepted. So I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this ways?) I have seen it, but it is weird to explain)
Anyways, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounch. Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down I couldn't feel my legs. It was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the gorund, my legs going off in weird directions. Then I heard a hella loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, I was so embarrassed and I look up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like, what the hell is going on. So I tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was hella mad and thought I was just being a freak crapping on the floor, but after a while they realized I wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance
So I went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now I'm completely fine.
So.... I never went back to that school
source: random internet forum
Im laughing so hard im crying. Thats funny!0 -
Can't believe you told my story....so I was sitting in my philosophy class trying to crack my back in my chai, and this hot girl saw me. Really, really hot. I kind of had a thing for her for a couple of months, and we smiled at each other and stuff but she sat pretty far away so we didn't say much more than "hi". Anyways, she saw me doing that and offered to crack my back for me, and I thought it was kind of weird, but I accepted. So I stand up and she crosses my arms in front of me and stands right behind me and sort of picks me up onto her and bounces me (have you ever seen people crack backs this ways?) I have seen it, but it is weird to explain)
Anyways, it wasn't working, so she tried a huge bounch. Something popped really loudly, but then when she set me down I couldn't feel my legs. It was like they were totally asleep. So I collapsed in a heap on the gorund, my legs going off in weird directions. Then I heard a hella loud farting noise and proceeded to diarrhea in my pants, I was so embarrassed and I look up at her face and she was just disgusted and everybody was like, what the hell is going on. So I tried to get up and run away, but my legs didn't work. I couldn't move, and over the next thirty seconds or so my colon emptied really loudly. My teacher was hella mad and thought I was just being a freak crapping on the floor, but after a while they realized I wasn't kidding around and they called an ambulance
So I went to the hospital, and it turns out when she cracked my back somehow my spinal cord got pinched in between my vertebrae and they straightened it out with some emergency surgery and now I'm completely fine.
So.... I never went back to that school
source: random internet forum0
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