Has anyone done the meat cleanse?

wellbert

I want to try the meat cleanse.

It's the cleanse where you eat nothing but meats, and they must be cooked rare when safe (no rare chicken!!) (or taken raw, if you're into that sort of thing.) Any fatty or lean cut will do, like bacon or ribeye or even sirloin. It's OK to use a little oil or butter for cooking, but that's it

You also have to eat at least 3 different kinds of animals each day.

Anyone want to try this with me?

djames92

my friend did something similar
he cut out all carbs and ate pretty much only meat and he lost 40 pounds like nothing

WendyTerry420

No, I need either bread or potatoes with my meat, or at least some rice.

NikoM5

"Cleanses", are one of the biggest scams going..

CJ_Holmes

Meat Cleanse. I think that should be a band name.

jennifershoo

So you're allowed to eat fatty bacon all day long? Ummm, yeah right! What kind of cleanse is that if it clogs your arteries.
so stupid. Just eat balanced meals from whole foods with plenty of veggies, especially leafy greens and they will cleanse your body from the processed junk.

Mads1997

"Cleanses", are one of the biggest scams going..

This^^^

Seajolly

Is this a joke? Meat "cleanse" sounds really bad for you... you need fiber, fruits and veggies and the like. Only eating meat will basically shut down your digestion.

ihateroses

(pssst....hey....this isnt a serious post y'all)

I like to do the meat cleanse once a week to rid myself of all the built up rice in my intestines.

kristiontheinside

I had a trainer who pushed a meat and fruit diet. It was a detox that required only eating meat and fruit for 7 days. The meat could be served however you want as long as it wasn't breaded or fried. All fruit had to be raw or if canned it couldn't be canned in syrup. Eggs were also okay. Condiments at a minimum. I lost 6 pounds in one week on it. It doesn't require calorie counting at all.

CrazyCatLadylovescats

If you don't eat the grain carbs with the meat, it won't clog your arteries.

MrGonzo05

I'm currently on a jerky cleanse.

rgrange

You mean you're not supposed to eat like that normally?

...I've been doing it wrong this entire time.

delikium

what does the 'cleanse' in meat cleanse stand for? what/how are you cleaning?

BurtHuttz

Ladies - I'm offering an introductory rate on meat cleanses in my office. Please come to 'the sketchy looking sheet of plywood between two buildings in the seedy part of downtown' and knock real loud so I can hear you over the traffic.

vytamindi

So you're allowed to eat fatty bacon all day long? Ummm, yeah right! What kind of cleanse is that if it clogs your arteries.
so stupid.

Actually, dietary fat isn't bad for you or your cholesterol. In fact, a meat/fatty diet raises your good cholesterol (there are two kinds).

ust eat balanced meals from whole foods with plenty of veggies, especially leafy greens and they will cleanse your body from the processed junk.

Now, THIS is very true!

pixiestick

"Cleanses", are one of the biggest scams going..

This^^^

IMO, this. If you want to do it as a way to jump start weight loss, or because you hate carbs, or some other reason, fine. But I don't think "cleanse" and bacon should be put into the same sentence (unless you are trying to cleanse yourself from the bacon:laugh:).

BrianSharpe

This one is also known as the PETA cleanse (People Eating Tasty Animals). I've done it before and had great results, it got all of the toxins out of my body and even cured my chronic dandruff.

katy84o

Can I eat Spam all week for my cleanse? Spam is meat...right?


Oh and I bet your doggies would love to do the meat cleanse with you!

Helloitsdan

I want to try the meat cleanse.

It's the cleanse where you eat nothing but meats, and they must be cooked rare when safe (no rare chicken!!) (or taken raw, if you're into that sort of thing.) Any fatty or lean cut will do, like bacon or ribeye or even sirloin. It's OK to use a little oil or butter for cooking, but that's it

You also have to eat at least 3 different kinds of animals each day.

Anyone want to try this with me?

theres something very off about the words "Meat Cleanse"........

Brunner26_2

Does anyone else hear that loud noise in this thread?

WHOOOSH

kimosabe1

LAME! 1-this isn't healthy and 2-what about carbs (bread, pasta, yogurt, beans, rice) Your way is mega unhealthy and once you are back to normal, you will gain it back slowly........

willwillywilson

I wash my meat daily.

BrianSharpe

Can I eat Spam all week for my cleanse? Spam is meat...right?


Oh and I bet your doggies would love to do the meat cleanse with you!

Does spam actually contain any meat? Maybe the bologna cleanse instead........:laugh: :laugh:


Wellbert, we really need a sarcasm font........

katy84o

Can I eat Spam all week for my cleanse? Spam is meat...right?


Oh and I bet your doggies would love to do the meat cleanse with you!

Does spam actually contain any meat? Maybe the bologna cleanse instead........:laugh: :laugh:


Wellbert, we really need a sarcasm font........

I'm out then..
And I agree, I was thinking the creators should just add a sarcasm section under the chit-chat, fun, and games..

atamrowski

This one is also known as the PETA cleanse (People Eating Tasty Animals). I've done it before and had great results, it got all of the toxins out of my body and even cured my chronic dandruff.

What am I missing? How does this cleanse the body and make you lose weight? This would be an epic failure diet for me. As deelish as this sounds, I can't digest animal protein very well

atamrowski

bump

blytheandbonnie

I'm on the alcohol cleanse. Nothing but 80 proof or above alcohol. Nothing flavored or with added sugar. As much as you want. Water is allowed, but not mixed in the same glass as the alcohol. Maybe I'll try the meat thing next week.

usmcmp

Ladies - I'm offering an introductory rate on meat cleanses in my office. Please come to 'the sketchy looking sheet of plywood between two buildings in the seedy part of downtown' and knock real loud so I can hear you over the traffic.

I want to be first in line!

RiverDancer68

D*mn it...I thought it was another Vegan thread for me to pipe in on

OddChoices

That doesn't sound very cleansing..