Has anyone done the meat cleanse?

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  • realme56
    realme56 Posts: 1,093 Member
    Meat is not going to cleanse anything....meat hangs around in your system, clogs arteries.
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
    No, but it sounds kind of weird.

    Also, your body needs carbs as fuel. I don't think eating just meat and nothing else would be good for you.
  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    Ladies - I'm offering an introductory rate on meat cleanses in my office. Please come to 'the sketchy looking sheet of plywood between two buildings in the seedy part of downtown' and knock real loud so I can hear you over the traffic.
    One would definitely need some kind of cleanse after taking you up on that.
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
    Meat is not going to cleanse anything....meat hangs around in your system, clogs arteries.

    Nothing as cleansing as bacon all day.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I want to be first in line!

    Oh. Well . . . this is awkward. I didn't expect anyone to take me up on it. Now I have to build a goddamned churrascaria in an alley.
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    Oooooohhhh, Baaaacccooonnnn!!! Yuuuuuuuuummmm
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    The amount of dense people on this forum never ceases to amuse me.

    PS - 3 types of animal a day, that's tough. I usually only get 2. Gonna have to up my game.
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    This one is also known as the PETA cleanse (People Eating Tasty Animals). I've done it before and had great results, it got all of the toxins out of my body and even cured my chronic dandruff.


    What am I missing? How does this cleanse the body and make you lose weight? This would be an epic failure diet for me. As deelish as this sounds, I can't digest animal protein very well :(

    Oh, the point of the meat cleanse isn't weight loss. I think that might be the source of the confusion.

    but i imagine its healthier than other cleanses because:
    > high protein moderate fat, the two essential nutrients. Other cleanses are mostly carbohydrate/fiber.
    > sufficient food intake, to prevent starving your body and just seeing 'fake' loss via water.
    > it's delicious


    @dopeitup: pork sausage breakfast, ground beef for lunch, and some nice fish for dinner for the win.
  • freindsofmine
    freindsofmine Posts: 123 Member
    I don't think.meat and cleanes should be in same sentance
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    hmm carpaccio.. sounds like it would fit into the raw food diet
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Uhh, this sounds really good but I'm already doing a juice cleanse. Could I just juice the meat and then drink it?
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
    Uhh, this sounds really good but I'm already doing a juice cleanse. Could I just juice the meat and then drink it?

    maybe for a hybrid cleanse.
  • transvenouspacer
    transvenouspacer Posts: 182 Member
    I want to be first in line!

    Oh. Well . . . this is awkward. I didn't expect anyone to take me up on it. Now I have to build a goddamned churrascaria in an alley.

    Thank you, I can't stop laughing :flowerforyou:
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    I want to try the meat cleanse.

    It's the cleanse where you eat nothing but meats, and they must be cooked rare when safe (no rare chicken!!) (or taken raw, if you're into that sort of thing.) Any fatty or lean cut will do, like bacon or ribeye or even sirloin. It's OK to use a little oil or butter for cooking, but that's it

    You also have to eat at least 3 different kinds of animals each day.

    Anyone want to try this with me?
    First cleanse I ever heard of that makes any damn sense. I'm in!!! Just make sure to eat tough/fibrous meat from at least one species to clean out all TEH TOXINS!!!1!! and that "gunk" that, you know, like, somehow hangs around inside you for years.
  • Infauna
    Infauna Posts: 89
    Uhh, this sounds really good but I'm already doing a juice cleanse. Could I just juice the meat and then drink it?
    This is a wonderful idea.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I'm pretty sure I did this for most of my life, though I tended toward medium for beef and well done for everything else. :wink:
  • briebear77
    briebear77 Posts: 253 Member
    Ladies - I'm offering an introductory rate on meat cleanses in my office. Please come to 'the sketchy looking sheet of plywood between two buildings in the seedy part of downtown' and knock real loud so I can hear you over the traffic.

    Bahahaha!!!
  • Litlbeast
    Litlbeast Posts: 340 Member
    Meat Cleanse. I think that should be a band name.

    This. A straightedge band: "xMeat Cleansex"

    (I came here only for the thread title, sorry)
  • ChunkieNuts
    ChunkieNuts Posts: 135 Member
    Is this a joke? Meat "cleanse" sounds really bad for you... you need fiber, fruits and veggies and the like. Only eating meat will basically shut down your digestion.

    yeah ^ sounds disgusting and so bad for you!!
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    this thread has just made me want a steak for my lunch....
  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
    "meat cleanse" just sounds wrong.

    cleanses are bull and eating that much meat defo isn't good for you.
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    I've been doing a food cleanse for last 52 years - I eat nothing but food.
    Plus a few bugs when running or cycling.
    Results very mixed though - seems that most of my hair has fallen out, I'm blaming the bugs for that.
  • Lala20112
    Lala20112 Posts: 72 Member
    Meat cleanse is really silly but to each his own,I say eat a healthy balanced diet and that includes lean meats! :))
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I hear you can combine it with the booze cleanse for better results. No water, just booze.
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    :laugh:

    Good one, Wellbert!
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    ehhh not me. I wanted to gag just reading it.


    But then.....can it be bacon??

    BACON CLEASE!!!!!!!:drinker:
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
    the meat will cleanse you.. when you've got your head or your *kitten* in the toilet from the uncooked meat!!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Can I eat Spam all week for my cleanse? Spam is meat...right?


    Oh and I bet your doggies would love to do the meat cleanse with you!

    Um, the Spam part is iffy.....
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    Meat Cleanse... that's what they called me in high school
  • dawson55510
    dawson55510 Posts: 197 Member
    Last week of a diet i just eat turkey 8 times a day does that count??

    Why did they call you meat cleanse?? lol

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