What are snatches?

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  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    exactly what i was thinking lol
  • FlyingApe
    FlyingApe Posts: 17 Member
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    My god that made me laugh incredibly hard!
  • lesita75
    lesita75 Posts: 379 Member
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    I swear I almost lost it! :laugh: :laugh:


    WINNER! :drinker:

    :drinker:
  • PNJB796
    PNJB796 Posts: 72 Member
    Can someone explain it to me?

    They are weights lifted in one action from the floor! Only to be tried by the trained, as severe injury can be occassioned if you are not careful.
  • dlg1467
    dlg1467 Posts: 68 Member
    OH GOD. please stop, now I'm crying and my co-workers think I've lost my mind.
    this is the funniest thread ever.
  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
    First thread to ever make me cackle outloud.

    Forever a 12 year old boy.
  • chnkysoup
    chnkysoup Posts: 79 Member
    I'm mostly looking for a video of one

    I would just look it up on you tube.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    here you are sir
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    what about a clean snatch?

    And do you really need a snatch if you're just going to jerk?

    I hear you get faster results from snatches

    Yes, but you must approach them delicately, too much too quickly and you'll end up with injuries.
  • CrueChix
    CrueChix Posts: 47
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    YESS!!! I about fell out of my chair laughing!
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    I hear you get faster results from snatches

    Hate to break it to you pal, but I think you're doing it wrong if that's the case.
  • milleyea
    milleyea Posts: 95 Member
    snatch, verb - to make a sudden effort to seize something; grab

    snatch, noun - the act of or an instance of snatching; a bit, scrap, or fragment of something; in weightlifting - a lift in which the barbell is brought in a single motion from the floor to an arms-extended position overhead

    :tongue:

    OH!!! Did you mean the SLANG term? It means "lady parts below the belt." :embarassed:

    :laugh:
  • milleyea
    milleyea Posts: 95 Member
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    YESS!!! I about fell out of my chair laughing!
    :laugh:
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Walt: What's a four-letter word for snatch?
    Bob: Grab.
    Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    I still need to make a video of my snatch. I don't think I'm explosive enough yet.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    LOVE the other answers, but here is what I found:

    The snatch is one of the two olympic weightlifting events (the other being the clean and jerk).

    One of those times the real answer is even dirtier.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    here you are sir
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    what about a clean snatch?

    And do you really need a snatch if you're just going to jerk?

    I hear you get faster results from snatches

    Yes, but you must approach them delicately, too much too quickly and you'll end up with injuries.

    I'm not so sure about delicately, but I have been told by some experts that a really good warm up is always a good idea. Just diving straight into the snatch isn't always the best way to go about things. Things like rowing a little like you're helping out the man in a boat. That back and forth motions helps loosen some things up and prepares you for the real work. There are many ways to warm up, you're just going to have to find out what works best for you. Also, making sure you are eating before working out...some people tell you things like muffins, mounds, clams, and tacos aren't good before working out, but eating those can be very beneficial to your workout, especially if you're going down and need the energy. IIFYM Also, when you're in snatch itself, don't cheat yourself, go completely all the way up and all the way down, you'll get explosive gains from this. It does make you feel all limp after and it goes much quicker than you thought, but over time and with more concentration, you'll be able hold out for several reps and with practice and dedication, you'll be able to impress any partners you happen to workout with.
  • rnash1
    rnash1 Posts: 8
    I'm mostly looking for a video of one

    I would just look it up on you tube.
    You could get fired for that if you do it at work
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    My favorite thread of the day.
  • Capt_Chev
    Capt_Chev Posts: 93 Member
    Just google Blue Waffle! :)
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • Homer_z_Spartan
    Homer_z_Spartan Posts: 19
    That day they forgot about stars, and whether they had one or not upon thars.

    Oh, wait. That's sneetches.
  • Quattrone21
    Quattrone21 Posts: 49
    Just watch out you can get hurt from doing a snatch wrong
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    here you are sir
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    what about a clean snatch?

    And do you really need a snatch if you're just going to jerk?

    I hear you get faster results from snatches

    Faster? Oh dear.... I certainly hope not
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    Just google Blue Waffle! :)

    lol...I knew this would come up...
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Snatch the pu$$y,

    Put it in a box,

    and put it on the air-o-plane!
  • Guamybear
    Guamybear Posts: 1,061 Member
    Go to the Penthouse website. You'll find plenty of them there.

    Great minds think alike!
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    B E S T A N S W E R !

    Super Funny! Sitting at work laughing my *kitten* off!!!


    Never seen one this big or cavernous!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    B E S T A N S W E R !

    Super Funny! Sitting at work laughing my *kitten* off!!!


    Never seen one this big or cavernous!

    Count yourself lucky!
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
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    reverse birth

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