worst pick up lines ever!

kmorg22

Ok so one of my pet peeves is men working all day on some corny phrase to try and get my number .... I have heard some really corny mess. smh

so what are some of the worst pick up lines people have used on you?

31993703

I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

They always seem to fall head over heals for me.

kmorg22

I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

They always seem to fall head over heals for me.

lmao oh you sound like my bf

OddChoices

Ok so one of my pet peeves is men working all day on some corny phrase to try and get my number .... I have heard some really corny mess. smh

so what are some of the worst pick up lines people have used on you?

"Does your husband appreciate your efforts at the gym" said while leering at me head to toe.

Yes he does but even if he didn't, I would never fall for a toothless old buzzard like you.

Maidofmer

I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

They always seem to fall head over heals for me.

hahaha

31993703

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I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

They always seem to fall head over heals for me.

lmao oh you sound like my bf

He used that on you and you're still together? Impressive!

Maidofmer

when I had lost a lot of weight and inches, I was a full time waitress/assistant manager at a Chinese restaurant and sushi bar. while in charge of the sushi side, one guy asked if i'd ever like to try naked sushi. lucky for me, one of the sushi chefs and I were involved and he did everything he could to ruin his food.

ndarnecwy

"Do you have a business card? When are we going out?"

So blunt.

Siekobilly

I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

kmorg22

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I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

They always seem to fall head over heals for me.

lmao oh you sound like my bf

He used that on you and you're still together? Impressive!

lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol

OddChoices

I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

You mean the bushy one on your face?

bellydancer124

I'm usually oblivious and don't realize they're pick-up lines. For example, I was sitting on a park bench near my office when this guy comes up to me and starts chatting with me. We had a little conversation and he mentioned he's a probation officer "in case I ever wanted to call him." I work near a courthouse, so it didn't seem odd a P.O. would be hanging around there.

After he left, I called my bf and was like, "Do I look like someone who would need a probation officer?" I thought maybe I looked like a criminal or something. He had to tell me the other guy was hitting on me.

Maybe I'm just really naive. :grumble:

KrazyAsianNic

lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol

haha

31993703

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I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

They always seem to fall head over heals for me.

lmao oh you sound like my bf

He used that on you and you're still together? Impressive!

lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol

I like his style.

Siekobilly

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I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

You mean the bushy one on your face?

Of course :laugh:

kmorg22

one often used on me....."i lost my number can I have yours" or "what grade do you teach? I think I need to go back to school"

31993703

If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first.

stomachflu

Grab your purse love, You've pulled

anybeary

My band was playing at a bar last week (I'm a drummer), and this guy starts chatting me up after our set. He totally thinks I'm gonna be all over him after he says he used to be a record producer and he once worked with Ice-T. Sure, duder, sure you did. How stupid do I look?

plynn54

is it hot in here or is it just you?

RekindledRose

If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first.

That made me laugh! I needed that; thanks!

anybeary

I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

Um. I have to admit that I'd be very much into that.

KristenF101

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice...hi, I'm xxxx

If I lost a pound for each time I heard that one...

jfan175

Here's 2:

Nice legs. What time do they open?

Wanna go halves on a *kitten*?

cessnaholly

Hey baby. Want some fries with that shake?

pg3ibew

Nice Dress. I bet it would look awesome on my bedroom floor.

chimpy_chimp

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: Uh, I'm sorry...what?

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Girl: *groan*

31993703

Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly.

plynn54

lmao love the face he is making,

harvo

At a gay bar one man says to another "may I push in your stool?"

SoViLicious

Said by a creepy old man to me... "I like everything big, I like my chicken big, my truck big"...Licks his lips and leans into me. "I like my women big"...Then and there I vowed to lose weight.