worst pick up lines ever!

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  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Beauty is just a light switch away.
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
    Bulllpooop it may be dark i.didnt lose my sense of touch..
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Maybe it only applies to the face, lol. Idk...I learned this line for a friend this weekend :)
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
    im like pudding. i look like crap, but im sweet as can be.
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
    You had me at "What the F--- you doing in my closet?"


    i love this one. im ganna use it.:laugh:
  • kaybelieve
    kaybelieve Posts: 118
    Haha pick-up lines make me laugh, bit of an ice breaker to be honest, unless they're being deadly serious
    One that was used on me that made me laugh and in the end has resulted in a fantastic friendship was
    "If I can guess two numbers of your phone number in order then I can have it” “Okay then, go on” “07”
  • Nutella91
    Nutella91 Posts: 624 Member
    you must be Russian.
    i get this every single day
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    I once got "Whoa. Are your tits real?"
  • Shadowknight137
    Shadowknight137 Posts: 1,243 Member
    "You'll do".
  • kasslass2
    kasslass2 Posts: 337 Member
    "You've been here before, I remember your body."

    Oh yay, that worked! NOT!
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Are you from Iraq? Cause you need to Baghdad that *kitten* up.

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