worst pick up lines ever!

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  • Freyja2023
    Freyja2023 Posts: 158 Member
    Heaven must be crying since it has lost one of its prettiest angles.

    Of course not toooo bad if he hadn't just asked me if I had any spare change to spare
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    I can see something beautiful in your eyes...

    whoops that's just my reflection.


    Actually that's an awesome pick up line that always works.

    I can believe that coming from you.
  • wendyhutchesonwasden
    wendyhutchesonwasden Posts: 140 Member
    "Nice shoes, wanna f*#$?"

    "Do you like bagels or toast?"...."Why?"...."So I can know what to make you for breakfast in the morning."

    "Do you like eggs?"..."Yeah."...."Do you like them fertilized?"

    "You look like my future ex-wife."
  • stunningalmond
    stunningalmond Posts: 275 Member
    Haha!!! These are hilarious!!

    I've had a guy tell me, "If you were homework I'd be doing you on my desk right now."

    And one time in a bar some dude came up to me and told me I was the sweetest thing ever and licked my face. :sick:
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    Now yall be ready to just melt like puddy this one

    I may not be Fred flinstone but I can make your bedrock


    I may not be Barney Rubble but I can make your p**sy crumble
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn you were just checking out my package.
  • lizlkbg
    lizlkbg Posts: 566
    When I was a young mom with a toddler: "Hey mother, want another?"

    WTF?!?!?!?

    PS - I totally said yes
    PPS - j/k
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    My magic watch tell's me that you don't have any underwear on.....Oh you do? My watch must be 15 minutes fast.
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    I like to do basic math so lets add me and you, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
  • SamanthaClarexo
    SamanthaClarexo Posts: 353 Member
    "Feel my shirt.... know what that's made of?..... Boyfriend material".


    Christ.....
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    Are you google? Because you have everything that i am looking for.
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    damn girl you have the body of an angel...its just a shame you face is from hell
  • Seoul11
    Seoul11 Posts: 138 Member
    In junior high, a guy walked up to me in a mall and handed me a sugar packet and says, "I think you dropped this, it has your name on it."
    :laugh: :huh: :yawn: :noway:

    This happened to a friend of mine at a restaurant... but I guess there must not have been sugar on the table because what he handed to my friend was a packet of Sweet 'n' Low. Still kinda worked since she was under 4'11".

    Not sure if this even counts as a pick up line but the worst thing I had said to me in a bar was, "If you don't come home with me tonight, I'm going to have to go home alone and j*** *ff to Japanese porn."

    First, that's my problem... how?
    Second, I didn't want you before... but now that you've implied that you routinely pleasure yourself to Japanese adult films, I don't know how I'll keep my hands off you long enough to make it back to your place!
  • WickedZoey
    WickedZoey Posts: 401 Member
    Had a dude say that he wished he was my tampon once.... that was pretty bad.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    When I was a young mom with a toddler: "Hey mother, want another?"

    WTF?!?!?!?

    PS - I totally said yes
    PPS - j/k

    ^This.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Had a dude say that he wished he was my tampon once.... that was pretty bad.

    A bloody fool, I say!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    im not the best looking guy in here but im the only one talking to you haha...
  • Bigbill810
    Bigbill810 Posts: 117
    I have size 18EE (USA) feet. At least 4 times, I have had girls use this line:


    "So, is it true what they say about guys with big feet?"


    Followed by a cheesy grin, because even they know that was bad, lol.
  • lizlkbg
    lizlkbg Posts: 566
    I have size 18EE (USA) feet. At least 4 times, I have had girls use this line:


    "So, is it true what they say about guys with big feet?"


    Followed by a cheesy grin, because even they know that was bad, lol.

    And, ummmm...is it?
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    You had me at "What the F--- you doing in my closet?"
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    damn girl you have the body of an angel...its just a shame you face is from hell

    lmao!!!!!! :drinker:
  • My3Sons1051
    My3Sons1051 Posts: 356 Member
    Had a guy once tell me "I'm hung like a horse.......a seahorse."
    I spit my drink all over him, lol.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Maybe if you eat some of that makeup you'll be pretty inside too !!
  • migueltavares
    migueltavares Posts: 122
    Girl, are you retarded? Because you look special.
  • 75kp
    75kp Posts: 1
    If you have sex with me, the next hour ( give or take 59 minutes ) will be the best hour of your life ;)
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    i like spaghetti.
    lets f**k.
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
    How much does a polar bear weigh


    Enough to break the ice. Hi my names brandon
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
    do u work at subway? cuz youre giving me a foot long.
  • brandon0523
    brandon0523 Posts: 516
    You got freckles i got freckles we got.something in common lets fk
  • samdondero
    samdondero Posts: 47 Member
    damn u and ur freckle jokes!!!

    did u just fart? cuz ur blowing me away.

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