Things that make you feel kind of like an idiot.

DarthH8
DarthH8 Posts: 298 Member
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White gummy bears are my favorite. For some reason I've never had a single concern for what flavor white gummy bears actually are. As well as never putting flavor connection to pineapple. Someone said it out loud and my mind was blown. It's not that I couldn't have figured that out. It's that I did not even consider it.

Anyone else got anything like that? It's like as a kid it never mattered. And it just stayed that way.
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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    Posting a thread that no one responds to...
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Searching frantically for my cell phone when it's in my hand. Same for sunglasses.

    JM
  • Litlbeast
    Litlbeast Posts: 340 Member
    Moving over to the right into a lane that ends 100 ft. later... 0_o
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    reading my old posts on MFP...
  • GluttonousGirl
    GluttonousGirl Posts: 384 Member
    Getting caught talking like a pirate when I pass by the pirate booty snacks at the store
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    pushing a pull door
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Baby talking to my little dogs to "go poopie" and being overheard. Cringe!
  • mtiheartmuscle
    mtiheartmuscle Posts: 124
    Getting caught talking like a pirate when I pass by the pirate booty snacks at the store
    :laugh: :laugh: :happy: :tongue: :laugh:
    YES! Happens to me all the time.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    getting caught singing to your playlist at the gym...an american idol, I ain't.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    When my threads fail.
  • toogsmom
    toogsmom Posts: 81 Member
    uhm i was getting kids ready for school and i couldnt find my cell phone i had spent about 20 minutes looking for it when ,,,,all of a sudden it rang and boy was it loud. uhm yeah ....in my bra ??? dont really ever use that as the "storage " place for it but i had hands full and with 4 kids i was trying to get out the door in time and just stuck it there! Aparently it doesnt work for me since ive done this now twice more since! STUPID!!!
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Being knuckle-deep on a good nose dig and someone walks by - so I pretend I'm scratching my nose but actually smearing snot all over it.


    I'm an avid nose-picker.
  • cb83580
    cb83580 Posts: 136 Member
    Baby talking to my little dogs to "go poopie" and being overheard. Cringe!
    LOL! That's why I use the cue words "hurry up" instead!
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    Being a thread killer.








    *waits for it*

    LOL
  • newjourney2015
    newjourney2015 Posts: 216 Member
    Posting a thread that no one responds to...

    ^^yep this!
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    Being a thread killer.








    *waits for it*

    LOL

    Do not, I repeat, do not kill a thread I went to all the trouble of reviving!
  • AmberLee2012
    AmberLee2012 Posts: 540
    pushing a pull door

    This!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Parallel parking:laugh: :ohwell: :blushing:
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Posting a thread that no one responds to...

    The realisation that you have nothing better to do than trawl the forum many pages to find failed threads from two days ago and try and make someone else look like a forum flop.
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    Driving down the road thinking "Did I forget my keys?"
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    pushing a pull door

    I'm with ya..... I doing it twice just makes me stupid! lol
  • kitigonkukoo
    kitigonkukoo Posts: 218 Member
    Talking to my husband on my cell phone, and walking around the house looking for my cell phone at the same time. (and getting mad that I can't find it. :blushing: )
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Posting a thread that no one responds to...

    The realisation that you have nothing better to do than trawl the forum many pages to find failed threads from two days ago and try and make someone else look like a forum flop.

    Troll.
  • RunsOnEspresso
    RunsOnEspresso Posts: 3,218 Member
    Watching Burn Notice since it started and just figuring out last week that Sam is Bruce Campbell (thanks to who ever posted that on MFP or I would have continued in my stupidity)

    Also, I do the whole frantic cell phone search when it's in my hand too. DOH!

    And I felt like the biggest moron in the world when I backed out of my garage last Saturday and completely took off my driver's side mirror. And it will cost me $200. Oh, and my car is only like 2 months old. :grumble: :noway:
  • lauren3382
    lauren3382 Posts: 372 Member
    dropping the barbell on my face...
  • toogsmom
    toogsmom Posts: 81 Member
    Posting a thread that no one responds to...

    The realisation that you have nothing better to do than trawl the forum many pages to find failed threads from two days ago and try and make someone else look like a forum flop.


    haha THIS!!!! We could say he is a victim of "premature posting" because it picked u after that .....lol!!
  • mispotatohead
    mispotatohead Posts: 42 Member
    Searching frantically for my cell phone when it's in my hand. Same for sunglasses.

    JM
    This - except I've done it while talking on it.
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    I opened bananas the wrong way round until I was 35 years old.
  • toogsmom
    toogsmom Posts: 81 Member
    I opened bananas the wrong way round until I was 35 years old.

    What ??? thats hilarious!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    going around a sharp bend and putting on my blinker... HAHA.. .done that a couple of times...

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