Things that make you feel kind of like an idiot.
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Arguing with an idiot.0
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I bump into my bed frame all the time and I bruise VERY easily. My thighs look like I've taken some abuse. XD
OMG that happens to me too!!! LOL
YAY, I'm not alone! lol0 -
I am usually the last to laugh at jokes0
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Arguing with an idiot.
Arguing with a drunken idiot...... hahaha
I actually did that, then stopped, and said, "wtf am I doing???" And walked away. lol0 -
Hmmmm....maybe it's my age or my life or both, BUT I think I have done one of the stupidest things on here! While shopping at a store that attaches tall bars to there shopping carts- I repeatedly tried to exit the exit door and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working! Omg in front of a ton of Christmas shoppers too! :blushing:0
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And I felt like the biggest moron in the world when I backed out of my garage last Saturday and completely took off my driver's side mirror. And it will cost me $200. Oh, and my car is only like 2 months old. :grumble: :noway:
YEP! Did that too!0 -
Arguing with an idiot.
Arguing with a drunken idiot...... hahaha
I actually did that, then stopped, and said, "wtf am I doing???" And walked away. lol
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” - Mark Twain0 -
When i used my blow up doll and my slip and slide at the same time,and pop my dolly.....now im all alone .........again0
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Walking into door frames.
^^^This..... hahaha I swear it wasn't that far out.... :grumble:
Also, crashing into things that I walked by every day for the past 8 years. Apparently I "turn corners" too soon. haha And crash into counters, door frames, couch/chair corners, walls.....
Clumsy people...UNITE!0 -
When I'm wearing contacts (admittedly rare) and I put my glasses on to drive. After frantically cleaning my lenses I realize I can see. And I'm wearing contacts. And I'm an idiot.0
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My mouth makes me feel like an idiot frequently. I wish it would stop working. Every time I get a cold I pray to lose my voice.
I have no brain to mouth filter. NONE. It's horrible.0 -
When you see someone you think looks familiar and you say, "Are you ""?" Or "Did you go to "" school?"
And then they look at you like you're insane and say "Nnnnno."0 -
My mouth makes me feel like an idiot frequently. I wish it would stop working. Every time I get a cold I pray to lose my voice.
I have no brain to mouth filter. NONE. It's horrible.
You and I both.
I say the dumbest **** without thinking.0 -
When I purchase the salad bar at Ruby Tuesday's without checking in advance for croutons. Those croutons are the only reason I go there dagnabbit.0
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I've done most of these things....
also, when I'm at working printing things and I think I hit print when all I've done is hit ok on the things I changed for how I want it to print and then I'm standing at the printer wondering what the hell, where is it! Just to get back to my desk and see it's still on my screen0 -
pushing a pull door
^ This. Or pulling a push door.0 -
When I blank out when people talk and have to ask them to repeat themselves numerous times0
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Parallel parking:laugh: :ohwell: :blushing:
Yes! I haven't paralleled parked since my driving test when I was 16.0 -
I was talking on the phone with on of my guy friends and he said "I'd be on you like white on rice" I got quiet for a moment and said "I don't really understand that statement" "what does white in rice mean?" After he laughed for about two minutes he replied with "it's white ONNN rice, like the color white" Ya, that made me feel really stupid.
Haha way to take the wind out of his sails!
I was Black Widow for Halloween (black catsuit and gun holster). When a told a guy friend about it he was like "Great. You're going to be in all spandex and I'm going to have carry around a pillow". I said "You're going to be a GHOST for Halloween?"
I was thinking a sheet with holes cut in it and he was thinking a pillow to mask a potential "tent".0 -
Do you guys remember Amazing Gummy bears? They were out in the 80's or early 90's I think. I saw them dancing in the commercial and I thought that these gummy bears would be the most amazing and best tasting gummy bears on the planet. So I begged my mom and she bought me a little bag. I was so disappointed when they just tasted like regular gummy bears. I mean, the commerical had the dancing bears and exploding fruit. I was little, but it's always stuck with me.0
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When I blank out when people talk and have to ask them to repeat themselves numerous times
ALL THE TIME!
I do that with books, too. I'll read a page and I realize I didn't actually let it sink in, so I have to read it again. lol0 -
Searching frantically for my cell phone when it's in my hand. Same for sunglasses.
JM
think we have all done that :happy:0 -
I opened bananas the wrong way round until I was 35 years old.
most people still do this. consider yourself enlightened
Ummm......How is this possible?!0 -
Walking in the kitchen or bedroom or wherever to get something....and I forget what it was!!!! Did that this morning. Soooo frustrating. Must be the blonde I guess :blushing:0
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Forgetting people's names when they've just introduced themselves. I have a two-second memory for names.0
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Trying to wrap Christmas gifts makes me feel like an idiot....0
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Trying to wrap Christmas gifts makes me feel like an idiot....
Me too. I hate wasting wrapping paper, so I use the ends of different wrapping paper on one gift and it ends up looking like Frankenstein.0 -
Reaching to use the mouse on my computer and realizing it's my cel phone.0
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I opened bananas the wrong way round until I was 35 years old.
How is that even possible???0
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