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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
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    I am! It's a boy! 10 lbs, 15 oz! Apparently I slept with my mailman.
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    Yes and I aint even know my baby daddy name
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,358 Member
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    I'm having a boy and the dad is Fabio lol
  • cocolo89
    cocolo89 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    Omg this is funny. I am really actually 8 months pregnant and it says I will have a boy (which I am having) and he will have hazel eyes and brown hair (just like his sister, ha) and it says he will be 9lbs 2oz, I SURE HOPE NOT. And it says Michael Jackson is the dad. YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA okay.
  • jubeesh
    jubeesh Posts: 156
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    I am! It's a baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 6 oz (ouch!) and have red hair and green eyes and Fabio is the father. Apparently I stalked him and I had to trip him and beat him to floor for that to happen
  • Init_to_winit
    Init_to_winit Posts: 258 Member
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    After just recently thinking I may be I'm glad I took this test to really let me know I am! How exciting. It's a bouncing baby boy as well! Brown hair and brown eyes and will weigh 14. lbs. and 6oz. And the father is....Janet Reno?! I've never met him/her/it but that makes sense.

    Modern technology fascinates me.
  • _Katastrophic
    _Katastrophic Posts: 98
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    NO
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,358 Member
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    Its says I did naughty with Fabio
    image.php?dad_title=Fabio&uname=yo&kn=Rebecca%20Kylie%20Fabio&LBS=6&OZS=16

    image.php?dad_title=Fabio&uname=Melissa&kn=Elizabeth%20Sue%20Fabio&LBS=7&OZS=10

    That Fabio is a man *kitten*! ROFL I just must been so drunk cus I don't remember that night :P
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
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    Phew... thank God it said no. My period was late by like 17 hours last month and I almost fcking died.
  • tyrantduck
    tyrantduck Posts: 387 Member
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    took two tries to find out.... 10lb 8 oz baby girl with brown hair and grey eyes (ADORABLE)...




    however...... Hillary Clinton is going to be quite a bit peeved when she finds out that I'm carrying Bill's kid.... yikes

    "Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things. "
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
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    When I ended my near 5-month long bulk, I was pretty convinced I was. Thankfully, when all the water weight left after returning to maintenance calories, there was no baby.
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
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    No pregnancy detected. Thank GOD.
  • sexyrosey
    sexyrosey Posts: 137
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    Crap....Not again. I swore I was going to be more careful about stuff like this. I am so sad my bf is NOT the baby daddy :sad:
  • jessica182517
    jessica182517 Posts: 390 Member
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    No baby on board.

    LOL this is too funny though :)
  • OptimisticlyOptimistic
    OptimisticlyOptimistic Posts: 162 Member
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    *whew* No baby on board here. Bullet dodged - this time!
  • trishgrace
    trishgrace Posts: 285
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    Wow. My tubes are tied and I am knocked up. Gonna have a girl. And get this the proud baby daddy is none other than the now deceased Michael Jackson. hahahaha.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    Congratulations, Jackie! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

    It's A Boy!

    Jackie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

    Michael Jackson

    OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

    Seems legit!
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    red haired, blue eyed, 10 pounder father by Janet Reno
  • aproc
    aproc Posts: 1,033 Member
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    Oh my. A boy with red hair. My bf is going to be rather suspicious. >_>
  • madworld1
    madworld1 Posts: 524
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    To all of you -
    DRHcw.gif

    lmfao. good one.

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