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looks like Fabio's been busy. He's my 9lb baby boy daddy.0
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Yeah, Fabios the dad0
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I guess I did the horizontal bop with Bill Clinton. Her name will be Ashleigh Chloe Clinton. Weeeeeeeeeee!!
Here she is!!0 -
I guess I did the horizontal bop with Bill Clinton. Her name will be Ashleigh Chloe Clinton. Weeeeeeeeeee!!
man that guy gets around. JERRY, JERRY!
on another note, mine was Zoe Erin Clinton lmao0 -
Hooray! I am having a 9lb 4oz baby with the Pope.
I feel so blessed. Or, I was blessed. Either way, he's got some explaining to do.
Hey! That's my man! It's about to get all Maury up in here!
I just have to know, was it the hat?0 -
it's a boy who will weigh about 6 lbs, 10 oz and have black hair and brown eyes.
the daddy is jesse jackson :huh: :noway:0 -
LOLOL So apparently the father of my "son" is the Pope...0
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Why yes, yes I am. With a bouncing baby boy, blonde hair, grey eyes, 8lbs 3oz (funny because that was my actual son's birth weight) and the father is......the POPE! Naughty..... :huh:0
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Jessica, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
OMG! 15 POUNDS!!!!
And baby daddy is....DUN DUN DUN **** Cheney. Man he must have gotten around... smh0 -
Well what do you know. After all this time....cracking jokes about how I'm not fat...I'm really pregnant. Karma...
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Shawn, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 13 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
And father is (the other father that is... )
The Neighbor Kid --- Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
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WTF?!?!? The Birth Certificate says I named my boy Tara Claire Neighbor Kid and was born on Christmas Day, 2006 at 7:16 PM
Wow. I JUST found out that I gave birth to a boy.....that I named Tara....and he'll be 6 in 14 days. Cripes, where the hell have I been.0 -
WHEW!!!! No pregnancy detected. The boyfriend will be SO relieved!!0
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Apparently the father is Fabio, and he's going to have black hair and green eyes. Ten pounds and seven ounces. Speaking as someone that was under five pounds at birth and just surpassed five feet of height... ouch.0
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My husband is gonna be so pissed when he finds out about the tryst I apparently had with Boss Hogg. :noway:0
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I am not pregnant, no baby on board, that doesn't seem fair :noway:0
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I'm Pregnant and Michael Jackson is the baby daddy:laugh: Love it!0
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Well crap. Apparently I'm having an 11 pound boy and the father is **** Cheney. According to this highly accurate site, conception occurred without my knowledge.
Ugh! Me To! He's a *kitten*!0 -
Never thought I'd have a fat Asian baby...but ya know.. lol Hope my fiance doesn't get mad when he finds out. Thanks for the pregnancy test by the way. I couldn't afford the kind they sell at dollar tree..0
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that was a big negative for me whew!!0
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Fabio is the father of my 11 pound baby boy.
11 pounds? It will be a c-section...0 -
Too funny. Here is the line I got about the father. (the neighbor kid)
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
^^This is the one I got. Apparently, I'm going to have an 8 pound 8 oz baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes--not too far off, considering my son was over 7 pounds and has blonde hair and blue eyes.0
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