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  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
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    "well *kitten*...pretty sure I'm getting fired today...."

    To my mom
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
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    To a friend:

    "To be honest I don't really want to go to a Christmas party, I have managed to avoid my own 3 years in a row lol.

    Resident evil operation Racoon city is fun if you can find enough good players to co-op. I had a Latino guy and a good player last night and I wanted to pull my hair out because of the Latino, he didn't know how to work a mic and it was god awful *stressed sweat face emoticon*"

    Sounds bad if you don't realize what I mean like my friend did, the guy had his mic on so loud you could hear what he was hearing through the game, it was like an unlimited echo -__-' and I tried to tell him and he kept flipping out in spanish, he didn't understand what I was telling him.

    Anyways... im a nerd.
  • NiSan12
    NiSan12 Posts: 374 Member
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    To my daughter:

    ??
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    To my fiancé

    You aren't tough enough for the Squirtle Squad.
  • estherdfoster
    estherdfoster Posts: 127 Member
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    To my boyfriend "I don't need to be to turn you out" :blush:
  • Mara_
    Mara_ Posts: 104 Member
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    To my mum

    'Je hoeft niet op de P+R te parkeren, de straten achter mij zijn klaarblijkelijk ook vrij parkeren. Moet je even voorbij het grasveldje rijden'
    Dutch FTW.

    'You don't have to park at the special parkinglot, the streets behind me are free parking too I heard. You just have to drive to behind the field of grass'
  • BklynEibhlin
    BklynEibhlin Posts: 119 Member
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    "No, it's gross and I can't. I'd end up drowning myself or something"

    - reply to my friend telling me to neti pot my congestion away
  • Lucassvg
    Lucassvg Posts: 190 Member
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    Thank you so much Raz, lay you have the richest blessings this year x


    Reply to a new year message
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
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    "No, it's gross and I can't. I'd end up drowning myself or something"

    - reply to my friend telling me to neti pot my congestion away

    Don't do it!!! The Neti pot messed me up so bad!!! I followed the directions exactly then freaked out while pouring, snorted and ended up with water in my ear. >.< It was horrible.
  • Nebrie
    Nebrie Posts: 56 Member
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    To my husband: "Happy new year. Love you."

    I'm a nurse and I work the night shift. Since I'm the FNG at my facility I got to work new year's eve.
  • TwistedFun
    TwistedFun Posts: 72
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    "ok lol"
  • louiselebeau
    louiselebeau Posts: 220 Member
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    OMG! I just saw my ex Dave... he got fat. HA HA!
  • __Jamie__
    __Jamie__ Posts: 109 Member
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    Louiselebeau - OMG! I just saw my ex Dave... he got fat. HA HA!
    Hahaha I sent a similar txt about an ex not so long ago!!! Lol
    Penrbrown - Don't do it!!! The Neti pot messed me up so bad!!! I followed the directions exactly then freaked out while pouring, snorted and ended up with water in my ear. >.< It was horrible.
    I have no idea what a Neti pot is but I almost wet myself when I read this! I even snorted a little bit lol
    Mutant13 - To my fiancé

    You aren't tough enough for the Squirtle Squad.
    Poor guy, I wouldn't like to have been him when you broke the news!
    Mightydomo - To a friend:

    "To be honest I don't really want to go to a Christmas party, I have managed to avoid my own 3 years in a row lol.

    Resident evil operation Racoon city is fun if you can find enough good players to co-op. I had a Latino guy and a good player last night and I wanted to pull my hair out because of the Latino, he didn't know how to work a mic and it was god awful *stressed sweat face emoticon*"

    Sounds bad if you don't realize what I mean like my friend did, the guy had his mic on so loud you could hear what he was hearing through the game, it was like an unlimited echo -__-' and I tried to tell him and he kept flipping out in spanish, he didn't understand what I was telling him.

    Anyways... im a nerd.
    I love how you began to complain, realised what you said could've been misentereted as mild racism & so explained the entire situation! Had me laughing :D
    Nikinyx6 - "well *kitten*...pretty sure I'm getting fired today...."
    Please let us now whether you did or not! That'd be awful!


    All of these quotes, with the exception of the last one, made me laugh so much haha just thought I'd share, in case anyone missed them or those people look back & can see that at least one person appreciates their humour, whether it was intentional or not! :p
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
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    Herro
  • JacquelineD35
    JacquelineD35 Posts: 279 Member
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    what a douche lord...

    to my cousin, in regards to her BF
  • JerseyPook
    JerseyPook Posts: 135
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    To my bf:
    "Indeed."
  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
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    Herro?!?
  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
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    To my co-worker:

    K
  • ritoosh
    ritoosh Posts: 190
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    "ugh jerkface" and to. well its complicated haha
  • jmwood33
    jmwood33 Posts: 17 Member
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    ummm.. not me, i have owned the same one for 8 years..lol

    --to my friend corie :)

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