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  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
    To an MFP friend:

    "Watching the part where Devastator forms. Made Devastator my MFP pic xD"

    I lead a riveting life.
  • MartiTennisMom
    MartiTennisMom Posts: 47
    "I bought stuff to make margaritas. But if you need to use up chocolate martini stuff, I'd drink one and Alissa would too."

    (The Mararitas were great, Barefoot Contessa recipe made with fresh squeezed grapefruit and limes)
  • itsasecret22
    itsasecret22 Posts: 121
    To my friend who said I was gonna make her pee her pants she was laughing so hard, "You should carry extra pants"
  • trancenhouse
    trancenhouse Posts: 76 Member
    "That's late".
  • gonnasee33
    gonnasee33 Posts: 163
    to a work collegue about a conference call were on

    "doesnt look like we hav 2 do much from our perspective"
  • thnksfrthmmrs
    thnksfrthmmrs Posts: 152 Member
    " Yeah thats a good idea"

    To my best friend
  • ForTheSmile
    ForTheSmile Posts: 89 Member
    "Around 7:30. Too late for you though." To a friend. xD
  • jerber160
    jerber160 Posts: 2,607 Member
    YOU EVIL SATANIC TEASE. WHAT DID YOU HAAVVEEE???
    to a friend who ate at one of my favorite restaurants last night but didn't provide details
  • 4x4play
    4x4play Posts: 200 Member
    "I didn't say that"
  • mswize
    mswize Posts: 113 Member
    Thanks
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    I'll be there! We're gonna freeeeezzzzzze!

    To my friend Heather regarding our meeting at the track to jog at the ungodly hour of 7:30 on a Sunday morning. It'll be in the low 20's. Brrr!
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    F*** YA 49ers!!!
  • brit_ks_89
    brit_ks_89 Posts: 433 Member
    "LOL LET ME KNOW : ] LOL. IMMA GO RUNNING IN THE MORNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND THEN GO TO SLEEP ! : ]
  • brit_ks_89
    brit_ks_89 Posts: 433 Member
    F*** YA 49ers!!!

    **** yes !!!!!!
  • Reese61477
    Reese61477 Posts: 53 Member
    "mmmmhmmm"

    To my friend in the next town over.
  • kaymanginelli88
    kaymanginelli88 Posts: 723
    "LOL It's fine I was just kidding baby bear"

    friend. that has a nick name.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    to my husband. home
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Gf, made it home safely
  • Lucassvg
    Lucassvg Posts: 190 Member
    Why should I look after another woman's interest. The only person I care about is my daughter, you have wiped her off.


    Text sent to my ex-husband
  • Natashaa1991
    Natashaa1991 Posts: 866 Member
    to my friend Silvia: "too lazy to get up and tell you this. Landlady denied my friend request. This means war! :O Enjoy your coffee."
  • PHLLLY
    PHLLLY Posts: 160 Member
    Friend is having a blue day.

    Just eat your problems away...let's get burritos when you're off work! I know you'll get a food orgasm and temporarily forget about the pain you're having. :]

    aww that's nice :)


    to my hubby.... is that film we wanted to watch silent hill?? xxx

    Not so nice since we're helping each other work on our bodies. Even though she's like a stick I knew a little speed bump wouldn't hurt.
  • Kerri_is_so_very
    Kerri_is_so_very Posts: 999 Member
    b!tches b hoes...

    don't ask! LOL
  • HappyNinjaStar
    HappyNinjaStar Posts: 353 Member
    Ironically - "Ok, I'll text you"

    to a friend regarding afternoon plans to get the kids together
  • itsasecret22
    itsasecret22 Posts: 121
    "will didn't stay asleep very long :("
  • caldon4523
    caldon4523 Posts: 227 Member
    BDSM tonight?! Looking forward...
    to a girl friend.
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
    "It better not be a flaming bag of ****"

    Sent to a friend who texted me to let me know he left a present on my porch.
  • twentytwelve12
    twentytwelve12 Posts: 245 Member
    "don't feel like drinking tonight"

    like I really need to add on extra calories
  • karawRN
    karawRN Posts: 311
    is not appropriate for this section of MFP. ;)
  • bigbonedbob
    bigbonedbob Posts: 347
    its like riding a bike !!!
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    Look at my face...does it look like I care?

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