Toaster Strudel Detox Fiber Oz Cleanse.

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  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    i would like to sign up as a "baker/chef assistant coach". i have plenty of room in my garage and lots of money in my bank account.

    i just need to know... how much is your cut of everything i sell, and how much do i get from the people i sign up to sell under me?

    You can be a TOASTERCOACH for a mere payment of $45.99. You will receive a bag of prunes and some muscle milk as well as a roll of Charmin.

    lmao
  • Bobby__Clerici
    Bobby__Clerici Posts: 741 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!

    Thank you for this excellent and helpful response. These forums are so supportive!
    just remember to wear your brown pants....:sick:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    i would like to sign up as a "baker/chef assistant coach". i have plenty of room in my garage and lots of money in my bank account.

    i just need to know... how much is your cut of everything i sell, and how much do i get from the people i sign up to sell under me?

    You can be a TOASTERCOACH for a mere payment of $45.99. You will receive a bag of prunes and some muscle milk as well as a roll of Charmin.

    great! do you know if they are planning to expand their products? i hear there is vast untapped potential in the liquid "shake"-like supplement area. i would love to be able to sell a product like that. perhaps as a meal replacement, or maybe to cure baldness or erectile dysfunction. either way works for me. can you smell that? it's the smell of money!
  • BetterThanThor
    BetterThanThor Posts: 40
    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?

    right back atcha
  • skintimate32
    skintimate32 Posts: 28
    LMAO these posts make me so happy
  • TakinSexyBack
    TakinSexyBack Posts: 300 Member
    This only works if you are SURE to use the icing that comes with the strudels..........without it, its a no-go!
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Am I the only person in a hat who replied? I hereby declare all the other replies invalid.
  • Bobby__Clerici
    Bobby__Clerici Posts: 741 Member
    "puts (aluminum foil)hat on" I tried this, ate only one strudel and 3.5 prunes a day for 2 months. The doctors in ER were very impressed with how clean my bowels were.
    Same here...it's most noticeable trait were the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.:drinker:
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    I am wearing a tin foil hat while drinking hoodia tea with a heaping dose of raspberry ketones, wearing an "It Works!" body wrap thing and using a shake weight. I currently weigh negative 26 pounds. THIS is where the money is, people.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Am I the only person in a hat who replied? I hereby declare all the other replies invalid.

    how long have you waited patiently with an avatar of you wearing a silly hat, until the day when a thread came along that required you to wear a silly hat to respond, just so you could make the above response?

    :bigsmile: :drinker:
  • redraidergirl2009
    redraidergirl2009 Posts: 2,560 Member
    lol nice trolling
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Am I the only person in a hat who replied? I hereby declare all the other replies invalid.

    You win this thread. Care for some strudel?
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?

    I second this.....

    *drools*...

    :angry:
    MINE

    I was promised multiple












































    friend requests.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
    Now I want toaster strudels.......argh

    I've never had toaster strudels >.>

    They were a staple for me some years ago when I was in my early teens....
  • BetterThanThor
    BetterThanThor Posts: 40
    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?

    I second this.....

    *drools*...

    :angry:
    MINE

    I was promised multiple












































    friend requests.

    I'm sorry ladies, she only speaks the truth.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Am I the only person in a hat who replied? I hereby declare all the other replies invalid.

    how long have you waited patiently with an avatar of you wearing a silly hat, until the day when a thread came along that required you to wear a silly hat to respond, just so you could make the above response?

    :bigsmile: :drinker:

    Actually it was perfect timing- i just changed my default yesterday! :)
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Am I the only person in a hat who replied? I hereby declare all the other replies invalid.

    You win this thread. Care for some strudel?

    I win? I win! I WIN! i'll pass on the strudel, I'm fasting. lol.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.

    Poop inducing?!?! Sign me up! TMI? Oh well...
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.

    how long after you eat does pooptopia occur?
  • NordicAlien
    NordicAlien Posts: 110 Member
    Every time you buy toaster strudel, Gretchen Wieners' parents buy her diamond earrings.

    And a girl can never have too many diamond earrings.
  • Celeigh12
    Celeigh12 Posts: 763 Member
    I heard from someone who heard from someone that this will TOTALLY cleanse your thyroid.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.

    Poop inducing?!?! Sign me up! TMI? Oh well...

    OMG, it's like those chips...what were they...Olestra....WINNER right there..lmao!
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.

    how long after you eat does pooptopia occur?

    I always thought Pooptopia was a small town near the Pennsylvania/Ohio border.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I am wearing a hat. I did the toaster strudel detox. I ate one to two toaster strudels a day for a couple months. I still ate all my other food. And I didn't really notice a change. I guess because no one told me I had to eat prunes with it. Doh!
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
    Can I wash it down with cow's milk or would this just cause undue stress?

    ETA: <
    Wearing a hat!
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I am wearing a hat. I did the toaster strudel detox. I ate one to two toaster strudels a day for a couple months. I still ate all my other food. And I didn't really notice a change. I guess because no one told me I had to eat prunes with it. Doh!

    Yeah, I think you did it wrong.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Can I wash it down with cow's milk or would this just cause undue stress?
    .

    Sure if you want to die in one big cancerous ball of fecal matter.
    Also we were not designed to drink milk therefore it's bad. Also other mammals don't drink milk from other species therefore it causes cancer and therefore I am right because science, bishes.

    Other species also don't use toasters or youtube or toilet paper but just don't think about that mmmmk?
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
    Can I wash it down with cow's milk or would this just cause undue stress?
    .

    Sure if you want to die in one big cancerous ball of fecal matter.

    Well, crap!

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