Toaster Strudel Detox Fiber Oz Cleanse.

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  • redraidergirl2009
    redraidergirl2009 Posts: 2,560 Member
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    lol nice trolling
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
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    Am I the only person in a hat who replied? I hereby declare all the other replies invalid.

    You win this thread. Care for some strudel?
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
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    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?

    I second this.....

    *drools*...

    :angry:
    MINE

    I was promised multiple












































    friend requests.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
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    Now I want toaster strudels.......argh

    I've never had toaster strudels >.>

    They were a staple for me some years ago when I was in my early teens....
  • BetterThanThor
    BetterThanThor Posts: 40
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    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?

    I second this.....

    *drools*...

    :angry:
    MINE

    I was promised multiple












































    friend requests.

    I'm sorry ladies, she only speaks the truth.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    Am I the only person in a hat who replied? I hereby declare all the other replies invalid.

    how long have you waited patiently with an avatar of you wearing a silly hat, until the day when a thread came along that required you to wear a silly hat to respond, just so you could make the above response?

    :bigsmile: :drinker:

    Actually it was perfect timing- i just changed my default yesterday! :)
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
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    Am I the only person in a hat who replied? I hereby declare all the other replies invalid.

    You win this thread. Care for some strudel?

    I win? I win! I WIN! i'll pass on the strudel, I'm fasting. lol.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
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    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
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    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.

    Poop inducing?!?! Sign me up! TMI? Oh well...
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.

    how long after you eat does pooptopia occur?
  • NordicAlien
    NordicAlien Posts: 110 Member
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    Every time you buy toaster strudel, Gretchen Wieners' parents buy her diamond earrings.

    And a girl can never have too many diamond earrings.
  • Celeigh12
    Celeigh12 Posts: 763 Member
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    I heard from someone who heard from someone that this will TOTALLY cleanse your thyroid.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.

    Poop inducing?!?! Sign me up! TMI? Oh well...

    OMG, it's like those chips...what were they...Olestra....WINNER right there..lmao!
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    I only have Poptarts, will this still work with Poptarts instead of Toaster Strudels?

    I doubt it. You will miss out on my proprietary blend of quality Oz approved poop inducing nutrients.

    how long after you eat does pooptopia occur?

    I always thought Pooptopia was a small town near the Pennsylvania/Ohio border.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    I am wearing a hat. I did the toaster strudel detox. I ate one to two toaster strudels a day for a couple months. I still ate all my other food. And I didn't really notice a change. I guess because no one told me I had to eat prunes with it. Doh!
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
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    Can I wash it down with cow's milk or would this just cause undue stress?

    ETA: <
    Wearing a hat!
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
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    I am wearing a hat. I did the toaster strudel detox. I ate one to two toaster strudels a day for a couple months. I still ate all my other food. And I didn't really notice a change. I guess because no one told me I had to eat prunes with it. Doh!

    Yeah, I think you did it wrong.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
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    Can I wash it down with cow's milk or would this just cause undue stress?
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    Sure if you want to die in one big cancerous ball of fecal matter.
    Also we were not designed to drink milk therefore it's bad. Also other mammals don't drink milk from other species therefore it causes cancer and therefore I am right because science, bishes.

    Other species also don't use toasters or youtube or toilet paper but just don't think about that mmmmk?
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
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    Can I wash it down with cow's milk or would this just cause undue stress?
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    Sure if you want to die in one big cancerous ball of fecal matter.

    Well, crap!

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