Toaster Strudel Detox Fiber Oz Cleanse.

banks89202

Can I wash it down with cow's milk or would this just cause undue stress?

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Sure if you want to die in one big cancerous ball of fecal matter.

Well, crap!

But 2% is ok I heard bc it's more water than milk

bellesouth18

I'm a newbie and have several questions. Do I still eat the same macros as you? And do I need to add extra if I exercise a lot? How long will it take before I see some real results?

tigersword

Ok, I went and got some Toaster Strudels, now one last question. Do I have to use the frosting to draw something specific?

SideSteel

I'm a newbie and have several questions. Do I still eat the same macros as you? And do I need to add extra if I exercise a lot? How long will it take before I see some real results?

Calories and macros don't matter. All that matters are carbs and sugar, and you get plenty of both with this fantastic and economical plan. You also need a toaster and a plunger.

PikaKnight

I'm a newbie and have several questions. Do I still eat the same macros as you? And do I need to add extra if I exercise a lot? How long will it take before I see some real results?

Calories and macros don't matter. All that matters are carbs and sugar, and you get plenty of both with this fantastic and economical plan. You also need a toaster and a plunger.

When should I expect to see results? I warn you, if I don't see them in a week, I might just give up.

SideSteel

Ok, I went and got some Toaster Strudels, now one last question. Do I have to use the frosting to draw something specific?

This is a brilliant question and it reminds me of something I saw on an infomercial. If you got raspberry flavored, draw a keytone on it and you'll lose like 30lb. If you're eating two at a time, draw Tony Horton on the other one. It will confuse your muscles for extra gains bro.

Sarauk2sf

Will prune ice-cream work? Or will that blow me up and make me hyooge like milk?

iulia_maddie

All you have to do is write "0 calories, 50 grams protein" on them. Enjoy, and watch your fat melt and your muscle grow.

tigersword

Ok, I went and got some Toaster Strudels, now one last question. Do I have to use the frosting to draw something specific?

This is a brilliant question and it reminds me of something I saw on an infomercial. If you got raspberry flavored, draw a keytone on it and you'll lose like 30lb. If you're eating two at a time, draw Tony Horton on the other one. It will confuse your muscles for extra gains bro.

AWESOME! THANKS SO MUCH!

Crankstr

I am angry that my question wasnt called brilliant.

<insert bitter and hateful tirade>

tsh0ck

Hi I'm thinking about cleansing by eating toaster strudels and prunes. Has anyone ever done this and do you feel better about your squeaky clean bowels?


Oh also I don't want you to lecture me about health and detoxes. I only want answers from people who have tried the TSDFOC and can give me pros, cons, and descriptors. Also you have to be wearing a hat in order to reply.

I'm wearing a visor, so am unsure of my validity status.

SideSteel

I am angry that my question wasnt called brilliant.

<insert bitter and hateful tirade>

Dear Jules,

@ the $&&$ with you and then #%*% on top of a $&^% lawnmower and then we could $&@&amp; and run to Dairy Queen for a cone.

SideSteel

Hi I'm thinking about cleansing by eating toaster strudels and prunes. Has anyone ever done this and do you feel better about your squeaky clean bowels?


Oh also I don't want you to lecture me about health and detoxes. I only want answers from people who have tried the TSDFOC and can give me pros, cons, and descriptors. Also you have to be wearing a hat in order to reply.

I'm wearing a visor, so am unsure of my validity status.

LoL

SideSteel

Will prune ice-cream work? Or will that blow me up and make me hyooge like milk?

We are all different. What works for me may not work for you. You are special.

tsh0ck

Hi I'm thinking about cleansing by eating toaster strudels and prunes. Has anyone ever done this and do you feel better about your squeaky clean bowels?


Oh also I don't want you to lecture me about health and detoxes. I only want answers from people who have tried the TSDFOC and can give me pros, cons, and descriptors. Also you have to be wearing a hat in order to reply.

I'm wearing a visor, so am unsure of my validity status.

LoL

I am wearing a hat in my photo, though. damn. I don't know where to turn.

SideSteel

I'm a newbie and have several questions. Do I still eat the same macros as you? And do I need to add extra if I exercise a lot? How long will it take before I see some real results?

Calories and macros don't matter. All that matters are carbs and sugar, and you get plenty of both with this fantastic and economical plan. You also need a toaster and a plunger.

When should I expect to see results? I warn you, if I don't see them in a week, I might just give up.

Weigh yourself with your money in your pocket. Then, pay the fees to become a coach! Now weigh again. Yay success!

bellesouth18

Oh, okay! Thanks y'all! I'll give it a week and then try another Dr. Oz recommendation if I don't see results by then. :drinker: Hey, what would happen if I take CoQ10 and chia seeds with the TSDFOC?

SideSteel

I believe you would fart.

bellesouth18

Good to know! Thanks!

Sarauk2sf

Will prune ice-cream work? Or will that blow me up and make me hyooge like milk?

We are all different. What works for me may not work for you. You are special.