DATE WITH TOM

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  • bethany_85
    bethany_85 Posts: 28
    Wow! This thread just gave me the best laugh I've had in days!! :laugh:
  • pianoteacherevan
    pianoteacherevan Posts: 55 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh8qu7Z-NJ0
  • 8turboturtle8
    8turboturtle8 Posts: 239 Member
    My TOM is a lying cheating *kitten*!!!! Oh wait he is knocking on my door...
  • 8turboturtle8
    8turboturtle8 Posts: 239 Member
    Ok, I just feel bad for him...poor guy!

    TOM is TIME OF the MONTH...T.O.M...LOL

    Just don't tell him about B.O.B.
  • Rebecca__Lynn
    Rebecca__Lynn Posts: 114
    OK well I'm with the guy...lololol I guess I'm old!!...****!! and haven't had a visit from "TOM" in years..... But I was like, what the heck does that stand for????? (dense, sorry!! :) I knew it had something to do with your period...but wasn't clicking. lolololol Too funny girls!!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    This is like the time when I was in a Child Development class, and it was "bring your newborn to class" day. I was instructed to hold a very young baby, and some said, "Oh look, the baby's rooting." I was like, "What does that mean?" and then.... Whoooooaaaaaa.... take this baby outta my hands!

    LMBO!!!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    Ok, I just feel bad for him...poor guy!

    TOM is TIME OF the MONTH...T.O.M...LOL

    Just don't tell him about B.O.B.

    Ummm, can you tell me?? LOL
  • LostTeen
    LostTeen Posts: 110

    Just don't tell him about B.O.B.

    LOL
  • marii92
    marii92 Posts: 77
    roflmao, this thread has definitely cheered me up :laugh: :laugh:

    TOM just left me, thank God! :bigsmile:
    Back on track tomorrow, though...

    btw, what's BOB? :indifferent:
  • pianoteacherevan
    pianoteacherevan Posts: 55 Member
    Baby on board?
  • marii92
    marii92 Posts: 77
    rofd, that'd make sense...I guess...I think...*shrugs
  • Nikki_Marz
    Nikki_Marz Posts: 35
    LMAO, this was one of the best threads I've read in a long time! Put a smile on my face even though the topic at hand isn't one to smile about...I struggled this week as it seems many have between it being still winter (and February) and dealing with TOM. He should be leaving tomorrow and March is just around the corner and I can't wait for both!:smile:
  • mrsbeck
    mrsbeck Posts: 234 Member
    If we had a "thread of the day" award around here, this one would win it.

    "The baby is rooting," Sweet Jebus, I almost wet myself.
  • LostTeen
    LostTeen Posts: 110
    Ummm, can you tell me?? LOL

    Battery Operated Boyfriend (vibrator)
  • jcarey101
    jcarey101 Posts: 31
    oh god that's funny!!!!! ( BOB!! - I dont think I can use that because I have a brother names Bob LOL0

    As far as TOm, I never knew it as that but the my girlfriends and I call it Aunt Flo.............. LMAO OTF!!!!!

    Anyone heard of Aunt Flo......
  • marii92
    marii92 Posts: 77
    ROFL, yes!!! My friends and I refer to it as Aunt Flo :laugh: Haha, but then I learned Aunt Erma from 'The I.T. Crowd' xD That episode was high-larious :P
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    oh god that's funny!!!!! ( BOB!! - I dont think I can use that because I have a brother names Bob LOL0

    As far as TOm, I never knew it as that but the my girlfriends and I call it Aunt Flo.............. LMAO OTF!!!!!

    Anyone heard of Aunt Flo......

    I used to call it Aunt FLo...til I joined MFP!!!! LOL
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    Ummm, can you tell me?? LOL

    Battery Operated Boyfriend (vibrator)

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So quite the opposite of BABY ON BOARD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :sad:
  • jawhwilson
    jawhwilson Posts: 74
    My kids can't figure out why i'm laughing so hard right now. :laugh: :happy:
  • jawhwilson
    jawhwilson Posts: 74
    My kids can't figure out why i'm laughing so hard right now. :laugh: :happy:
  • Gogo
    Gogo Posts: 9,942 Member
    Ummm, can you tell me?? LOL

    Battery Operated Boyfriend (vibrator)

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is fricking priceless!!!!!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    I think we scared the piano teacher away!!!! LMBO!!!!!
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    The subject of this thread should be TOM AND BOB!!! 2 men; 1 girl; never a threesome!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  • Gogo
    Gogo Posts: 9,942 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: I will never be able to look at a guy named BOB or TOM the same way again!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • karmasBFF
    karmasBFF Posts: 699 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: I will never be able to look at a guy named BOB or TOM the same way again!! :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh dear!! Lets just hope I dont succumb to pointing and laughing whenever I meet the next TOM or BOB!
  • krl523
    krl523 Posts: 53
    We don't like when he comes, but cry when he doesn't!!! LMBO:) Something we just gotta deal with...MIDOL...:)
  • Sunsh1ne
    Sunsh1ne Posts: 879 Member
    The subject of this thread should be TOM AND BOB!!! 2 men; 1 girl; never a threesome!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: quote of the day!
  • sportsqueen32
    sportsqueen32 Posts: 115
    The subject of this thread should be TOM AND BOB!!! 2 men; 1 girl; never a threesome!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



    That is the funniest, most truthful thing I have heard in a long time. Absolutely fabulous!!
  • Sunsh1ne
    Sunsh1ne Posts: 879 Member
    Argh, reading this thread brought the Curse down upon me early!
  • Iceprincessk25
    Iceprincessk25 Posts: 1,888 Member
    Amen for triple packing BC pills.
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