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How do you like your meat?
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Last meat thread I started got me banned for awhile. I digress.
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Someone is doing it wrong...0 -
Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.
Soooo... how does your mom like her meat, sir?
Yeah -- just like your MOM!Yes -- just like this thread. :huh:
Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?0 -
In my taco.
Wait... did someone say this already?0 -
LOL0
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Thick and full of flavor.0
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Shaved, 3 holes, and wet
3??
urethra, vaginal, and *kitten*0 -
Shaved, 3 holes, and wet
3??
urethra, vaginal, and *kitten*
I don't think anyone is aiming for the urethra....0 -
Exotic and snarky .0
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Shaved, 3 holes, and wet
3??
urethra, vaginal, and *kitten*
I don't think anyone is aiming for the urethra....
Mouth perhaps?!!0 -
Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.
Soooo... how does your mom like her meat, sir?
Yeah -- just like your MOM!Yes -- just like this thread. :huh:
Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
We can't all be exceptionally clever.0 -
Lean, Mean and not too far in between.0
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In!... before the lick
So creative!
Fixed it for ya
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There's a Vegan joke in here somewhere...I just can't find it.0
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I like my meat well drooled on with a side of tongue.
I keep reading that as "slide" of tongue0 -
Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
I think you might need some meat yourself, man...Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.
Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.0 -
I'm vegetarian, but if I am going to put it in my mouth It had better be a big mouthful and a little salty is ok. 0
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:huh: He didn't say he would be aiming for it, but he said what he likes has 3 holesShaved, 3 holes, and wet
3??
urethra, vaginal, and *kitten*
I don't think anyone is aiming for the urethra....0 -
Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
We prefer "Weight to go" around these parts, dude.
Can't even get that *kitten* right...0 -
You sickos! All of you!0
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I like my meat well drooled on with a side of tongue.
I keep reading that as "slide" of tongue
Anyway you want it, sweetie!0 -
I'm vegetarian, but if I am going to put it in my mouth It had better be a big mouthful and a little salty is ok.
Mary Moon...0 -
Roast beef free.0
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Firm and warm.0
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Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
I think you might need some meat yourself, man...Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.
Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.
Awwww, this is getting deleted0 -
Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.
Soooo... how does your mom like her meat, sir?
Yeah -- just like your MOM!Yes -- just like this thread. :huh:
Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
Pish tosh, can't have any of that now, can we? I say, sir, what an extraordinary thread we have found ourselves upon!0 -
XDI'm vegetarian, but if I am going to put it in my mouth It had better be a big mouthful and a little salty is ok.0 -
Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
I think you might need some meat yourself, man...Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.
Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.
Oh... you know you're just jelly cause you can't behave this way and get away with it. LOL!0 -
No. I'm just an advocate for better humor.
Oh... you know you're just jelly cause you can't behave this way and get away with it. LOL!
Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
I think you might need some meat yourself, man...Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.
Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them. 0 -
I am shocked...I thought this was a fitness web site. You people are so rude!0
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