How do you like your meat?

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  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    Last meat thread I started got me banned for awhile. I digress.

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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Someone is doing it wrong...
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Yes -- just like this thread. :huh:
    Yeah -- just like your MOM!
    Soooo... how does your mom like her meat, sir?
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    In my taco.



    Wait... did someone say this already?
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    LOL
  • Aspiring_Inferno
    Aspiring_Inferno Posts: 41
    Thick and full of flavor.
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    Shaved, 3 holes, and wet

    3??

    urethra, vaginal, and *kitten*
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Shaved, 3 holes, and wet

    3??

    urethra, vaginal, and *kitten*

    I don't think anyone is aiming for the urethra....
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    Exotic and snarky .
  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
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  • V44V
    V44V Posts: 366 Member
    Shaved, 3 holes, and wet

    3??

    urethra, vaginal, and *kitten*

    I don't think anyone is aiming for the urethra....

    Mouth perhaps?!!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Yes -- just like this thread. :huh:
    Yeah -- just like your MOM!
    Soooo... how does your mom like her meat, sir?
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?

    We can't all be exceptionally clever.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Lean, Mean and not too far in between.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    In!... before the lick

    So creative!

    Fixed it for ya :wink:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    There's a Vegan joke in here somewhere...I just can't find it.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I like my meat well drooled on with a side of tongue.

    I keep reading that as "slide" of tongue
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
    I think you might need some meat yourself, man...

    I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.
    Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    I'm vegetarian, but if I am going to put it in my mouth It had better be a big mouthful and a little salty is ok. :wink:
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    Shaved, 3 holes, and wet

    3??

    urethra, vaginal, and *kitten*

    I don't think anyone is aiming for the urethra....
    :huh: He didn't say he would be aiming for it, but he said what he likes has 3 holes
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!


    We prefer "Weight to go" around these parts, dude.

    Can't even get that *kitten* right...
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    You sickos! All of you!

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