How do you like your meat?

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
    I think you might need some meat yourself, man...

    I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.
    Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
    Oh... you know you're just jelly cause you can't behave this way and get away with it. LOL!
    No. I'm just an advocate for better humor. :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    No. I'm just an advocate for better humor. :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    I am not sure whether you're a comedian or just a sad clown...
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    medium rare which is nicely pink, warm so it doesn't burn my tongue, and bare


    ps...bare means no sauce....get your minds outta the gutter! :tongue:
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    No. I'm just an advocate for better humor. :wink:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I am not sure whether you're a comedian or just a sad clown...
    2/10

    Keep trying, folks! You can do it!
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    I prefer my meat Mexican.

    ^this
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
    Thick...hard.....and it has it own special sauce !
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Thick long and waspy
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    mmmmmm........I like mine ... full of ... PROTEIN!!!!
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    Hilarious...........Oh and I'll go with often :blushing:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Thick long and waspy

    Waspy? what is that? I'm not in the know like that I guess
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    medium well, not pink and not too dark

    THIS!!! mmmmm
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Chop off the horns, and wipe it's *kitten*.
  • oldernotwiser
    oldernotwiser Posts: 175 Member
    Raw....bloody....still quivering.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    No. I'm just an advocate for better humor. :wink:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I am not sure whether you're a comedian or just a sad clown...
    2/10

    Keep trying, folks! You can do it!

    Why do you hate women.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I read every disgusting post on this thread....Twice!

    I like my meat to be kept warm until the succulent juices are ready to come out
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    Why do you hate women?

    He's always wanted to be one?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Often.

    and firm
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Why do you hate women.
    Now, that was funny. Well played.
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Why do you hate women?
    He's always wanted to be one?
    That, on the other hand, was lame. You may as well have typed "LOLZ U R A GURL U R GHEY".
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    I like it a lot, thanks
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Nicely aged, dry cured, cooked slowly over low flame until it's a bright pink throughout, served with a full bodied red.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Why do you hate women.
    Now, that was funny. Well played.

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  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Why do you hate women.
    Now, that was funny. Well played.
    0bSY9.gif
    Plus a Kip gif? :love:
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    I'm vegetarian, but if I am going to put it in my mouth It had better be a big mouthful and a little salty is ok. :wink:
    XD

    :blushing:
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    I'll even eat meat after it hits the carpet...but I'm ok with more than 5 seconds on the carpet.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Morning and weekends.
  • V44V
    V44V Posts: 366 Member
    Between two slices of...
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    medium well, not pink and not too dark

    Medium well should have a hot pink center. If you don't want pink ask for well done.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I like it often.
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    Hard

    I agree, and I prefer a large portion. . . :wink:

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