How do you like your meat?

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  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    I like my meat well drooled on with a side of tongue.

    I keep reading that as "slide" of tongue

    Anyway you want it, sweetie!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I'm vegetarian, but if I am going to put it in my mouth It had better be a big mouthful and a little salty is ok. :wink:

    Mary Moon...
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Roast beef free.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Firm and warm.
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
    I think you might need some meat yourself, man...

    I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.
    Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!

    Awwww, this is getting deleted
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Yes -- just like this thread. :huh:
    Yeah -- just like your MOM!
    Soooo... how does your mom like her meat, sir?
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?

    Pish tosh, can't have any of that now, can we? I say, sir, what an extraordinary thread we have found ourselves upon!
  • RyanWilson1993
    RyanWilson1993 Posts: 409 Member
    I'm vegetarian, but if I am going to put it in my mouth It had better be a big mouthful and a little salty is ok. :wink:
    XD
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
    I think you might need some meat yourself, man...

    I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.
    Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!

    Oh... you know you're just jelly cause you can't behave this way and get away with it. LOL!
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
    I think you might need some meat yourself, man...

    I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.
    Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
    Oh... you know you're just jelly cause you can't behave this way and get away with it. LOL!
    No. I'm just an advocate for better humor. :wink:
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I am shocked...I thought this was a fitness web site. You people are so rude!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Oh, mother jokes. Excellent addition. Excellent.

    Let's see, someone's mentioned tacos. We have a bacon reference. I guess we're just missing a curtains vs carpet joke, right?
    I think you might need some meat yourself, man...

    I am sure you can find someone to help you out, there's all kinds of fetishes out there, I am sure grumpy as$h0l3 is one of them.
    Ah -- suggesting that one needs sexual release as a way of attempting to insult them. Good job. Way to go!
    Oh... you know you're just jelly cause you can't behave this way and get away with it. LOL!
    No. I'm just an advocate for better humor. :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • IndyMario
    IndyMario Posts: 236
    No. I'm just an advocate for better humor. :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    I am not sure whether you're a comedian or just a sad clown...
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    medium rare which is nicely pink, warm so it doesn't burn my tongue, and bare


    ps...bare means no sauce....get your minds outta the gutter! :tongue:
  • BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY
    BACONJOKESRSOFUNNY Posts: 666 Member
    No. I'm just an advocate for better humor. :wink:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I am not sure whether you're a comedian or just a sad clown...
    2/10

    Keep trying, folks! You can do it!
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    I prefer my meat Mexican.

    ^this
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
    Thick...hard.....and it has it own special sauce !
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Thick long and waspy
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    mmmmmm........I like mine ... full of ... PROTEIN!!!!
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    Hilarious...........Oh and I'll go with often :blushing:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Thick long and waspy

    Waspy? what is that? I'm not in the know like that I guess

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