Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • ELENA_Z
    ELENA_Z Posts: 78 Member
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    for testing out the toothbrushes.. and placing back on shelf..
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    Performing an impromptu acapella concert in the family planning aisle
  • wellyourenotSKINNY
    wellyourenotSKINNY Posts: 130
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    For rerouting shoppers away from an isle, while your friends stripped the shelves of all the discounted toothpastes.
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
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    Popping a Richard Simmons video in and forcing the Walmart people to participate in "Dancing to the Oldies "
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
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    He rebounded the cashier
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    She gave herself a facial under the produce sprayer.
  • pmcovert415
    pmcovert415 Posts: 1,472
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    taking a nap in a lounge chair in the lawn and garden area
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    for putting her ear to the ground to listen for horses hooves
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    for riding my horse into the meat department
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    for trying to sell you horse to the meat department
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    for telling lies about me selling my horse. I would never do it
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    for reshoeing your horse with ping pong paddles from the sports department
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    for trying to ride the carousel horses, around the shop
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
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    for taking inventory of other peoples carts
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    for eating the chicken and leaving the bones on the shelves
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member
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    riding a bicycle through the aisles..

    LOL - I almost got run over yesterday by someone doing this!!!
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    she started playing footsie with the cashier
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 229 Member
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    For standing at the till and commenting on the healthiness of each item as customers emptied their shopping basket / trolley.

    "That'll make you fat"
    "Oooh you'll look real porky after a few of them."
    "That looks real healthy, are you buying it for a friend?"
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    For standing at the till and commenting on the healthiness of each item as customers emptied their shopping basket / trolley.

    "That'll make you fat"
    "Oooh you'll look real porky after a few of them."
    "That looks real healthy, are you buying it for a friend?"

    :laugh:

    For telling customers that the milk was actually breast milk because the cows went on strike
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
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    Got kicked out cause she was ripping very sexy men's shirts offf

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