Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

JLPaige

Flirting with security so someone else could make a get a way

LauraMacNCheese

Making a fort out of the plastic storage tubs & defending said fort with fruit from produce

Summer_Lunatic

For prancing around half naked trying on high heels

thatfitgaal

For having cart races down the aisles with his mates

spongeh

for taking a poop in the frozen food isle

Ta2dchic20

For riding the motorized bikes up and down isles chasing people.

SlimSammy2012

Driving the getaway car!

iAMsmiling

For reading every label on every vitamin bottle...and fact checking them.

lu_equi

for teaching his dog to give puppy dog eyes to hot ladies !

krislyn84

for hugging everyone she sees.

mrskeg

Power Wheel drag races.

LisaLamb1

For not wearing the standard pajama pants and crocs.

JessikaBlayne

for screaming extra extra read all about it over and over

likeA_boss

For stealing all the roll back signs

mikey1976

for wearing blue and holding a clipboard and going up to workers and saying your fired get out of my store

keith0373

Eating ALL of the life cereal . . .

JessikaBlayne

Turning up all the sterio systems around the store

anorangie

for taking a nap on a giant palette of Pringles

JessikaBlayne

Running around taking pictures of people telling them to "work it"

mikey1976

for putting up yellow police tape around the barbie toy on the floor and yelling i got a new case

stackhsc

for opening up the roll of caution tape and taking the barbie out of the box

JessikaBlayne

for hiding in the clothing racks, poking your head out every now and then to yell "Boo!"

mikey1976

for selling tickets to watch a movie with all you can eat in asle 2

stackhsc

for holding auditions for the people of walmart in the seasonal section

BlueLotusFlower

@Stack: for busting out all the fish tanks and killing everything that was inside them

stackhsc

@Stack: for busting out all the fish tanks and killing everything that was inside them

for paying me to bust the fish tanks as a distraction while you tried to make off with all the jewlery

BlueLotusFlower

@Stack: for busting out all the fish tanks and killing everything that was inside them

for paying me to bust the fish tanks as a distraction while you tried to make off with all the jewlery

Well I was going to give you your cut since I actually made an escape...but you just snitched, deals off! :noway:

stackhsc

What did you expect, they kicked me out and banned me for a year lol

mikey1976

for dressing as santa and turning the kids away with coal and inviting the parents to sit on his lap

stackhsc

for dragging a bbq to the frozen food isle and grilling some hot dogs and selling them for a buck a piece, buck 50 with a pop