Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

SeaRunner26

for testing the vacuum cleaners by dumping out Cheerios on the floor

Terasome

for trying to use a cheerio as an engagement ring

edge_dragoncaller

For standing in the childrens' department with 2 different brands of lube and asking all the parent which one they would recommend

polarsjewel

Pinning wings on the old man greeters

TropicalFlowerz

eating all the protein bars...

LauraMacNCheese

Putting throw rugs on skateboards & riding around the store screaming, "A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!!!!!!!"

Tony_Brewski

For kicking a soccer ball at the TV displays.

LauraMacNCheese

For yellow carding my soccer efforts :grumble:

TheNewJesse

For checking people into the products yelling "Im a Broad Street Bully"

MD1978

for impersonating an employee in the womens fitting room

LauraMacNCheese

complaining to management that the Shake Weights won't give you cab fare

MD1978

for drawing on your face and tribal dancing in the arts and crafts isle

seskovich

for punching the old greeter at the door

poll09

for being cheeky to the cashier

KimLovesDon

For trying to buy 647.00 worth of socks with pennies only.

SlimSammy2012

For not being weird enough to make it to the Walmartian Wall of Fame

KimLovesDon

For being on the wall of infamy more than 12 times.

Farah_akbar

Showing his abs

MD1978

For giving kids balloon animals made out of condoms

LauraMacNCheese

standing in the pharmacy line, muttering "puff, puff...give...y'all are f**king up the rotation"...