Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

notabiggirl35

For standing on the jewlery counter trying to hold an auction

KimLovesDon

Painting Smiley faces on all the lenses of the glasses!

JadeZaragoza

he was caught without pants in the garden center

KimLovesDon

Taking the clothes off the Ken dolls.

Terasome

Oh for doing the same with the Barbies

MissDGrade3_wechange

For being barefoot

KimLovesDon

Using the computer display to update her Facebook page.

MissDGrade3_wechange

Using the computer display to update her Facebook page.

Ha I totally would.

Chewster001

Changing all the computer homepages to Kmart.com

polarsjewel

Painting all of the eyeglasses rose-coloured

LauraMacNCheese

Setting up tire swings in the automotive dept.

notabiggirl35

For shooting at the hunting targets with a bb gun in the dressing room

polarsjewel

For squeezing the melons

KimLovesDon

For hurling the plates like they were discuses!

polarsjewel

For skeet shooting the plates that I toss

edited because I can't spell

DBiddle69

For Rolling back the prices in the entire store

KimLovesDon

For riding in the carts making VROOM noises.

Cowboyzfan82288

For posing as a tax preparer at the Hewlett Jackson table!

LauraMacNCheese

secretly implanting Mentos in the Diet Coke bottles in the coolers at the front of the store

DBiddle69

For uncrossing her legs, with no thong on, while riding the electric cart

Cowboyzfan82288

For disrupting the Walmart cheer by screaming "I LIKE TARGET BETTER!"

DBiddle69

For trying to sell a Twilight DVD called Breaking Wind as a sequel to Breaking Dawn

alipene

For playing the soundtrack to that DVD

Farah_akbar

Cause men loved her smile and wife's were getting pisssed

LauraMacNCheese

For playing the soundtrack to that DVD

And in keeping with this theme...for shouting "HELLO CLEVELAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when not in Cleveland...

Farah_akbar

For making a blue ray moive in the bed room department

Ta2dchic20

Trying on lipstick in the makeup isle without buying it.

polarsjewel

For sleeping in the shoe department

NinjaTheGinger

@farah For making duck faces and sounds at the employees until they get to the point of kicking you out.
@polar For demanding that your cashier be replaced by someone sexier or you're not paying for your items.

amandavictoria80

For giving the stare down. lol