Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

iAMsmiling

@court

Recording happy messages on all of the recordable greeting cards.

mcpherson4

For knocking over the old lady greeter and flash the next walmart customer those pearly whites,while screaming, "Welcome to WALMARRRRRT! I am SOOO glad you are HERRRREE!!!!!"

LauraMacNCheese

@ steve: recording naughty messages on said greeting cards...bad sheep...baaaaaaaaaaad

mcpherson4

For Court

For knocking over the old lady greeter and flash the next walmart customer those pearly whites,while screaming, "Welcome to WALMARRRRRT! I am SOOO glad you are HERRRREE!!!!!"

LauraMacNCheese

@ mcphe - for marking your territory the way kitties do

mikey1976

for giving out free wedgies for shopping at wal-mart

polarsjewel

For swinging from lamps while eating bananas

KimLovesDon

Opening all the cereal boxes to get the toy prizes out.

ejensen86

Streaking.

Terasome

For joining in with the streaker

LauraMacNCheese

Bum rushing the streakers

sgtdub555

for trying on boots with nothing else on

KimLovesDon

Wearing a shirt and shoes, but nothing else. :noway:

Terasome

for asking if he could handcuff me to the door :devil: @sgtdub

KimLovesDon

Begging to be handcuffed.

LauraMacNCheese

ogling the handcuffed people

sissiluv

@Laura: Decided to model some lingerie for lucky passerby! Unfortunately management didn't appreciate it so much.

Terasome

For orchestrating a massive nude flashmob

keith0373

Terasome was the only one who showed up nekkid for said flash mob.

Terasome

well you showed up, you were just chicken

N8r8r

Doing whippets with the aresol Reddi Wip.

XxfitforeverxX

I don't know what to say.

Terasome

For not telling the assistant what she needed when she was asked repeatedly

caldon4523

Answering the department phone, "Target women''s lingerie department, how can I help you?"

XxfitforeverxX

@Terasome

For trying on every pair of shoes in the store.

KimLovesDon

Making macaroni necklaces and asking passersby to spray cheez-whiz on her!

XxfitforeverxX

Making macaroni necklaces and asking passersby to spray cheez-whiz on her!

Who, me?!? You know I don't like mac n' cheese.

mikey1976

for opening a salon and shaving her intials in the customers heads

krazyforyou

offering candy to old ladies

N8r8r

@kdorosh Trying to pass off catnip as Marijuana and getting busted by the cops :bigsmile: