Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    Setting up a medical marijuana stand in the pharmacy
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    playing Dance, Dance Revolution in the middle of an aisle...with no music...
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Prancing around dressed as Lady Gaga, telling people they are your minions
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    ...for talking to all the stuff animals in the Baby section and getting answers!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Creating a slip & slide in an aisle using all of the KY
  • redheadedgal
    redheadedgal Posts: 149 Member
    driving the power wheels cars through the aisle yelling move over, this is the fast lane!!
  • WIChelle
    WIChelle Posts: 471 Member
    Knocking over the sunglass rack.
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 671 Member
    Licking all the apples and putting them back on the display.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for trying to hold an mfp convention
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Warning shoppers who venture into the craft section that glitter is the herpes of craft supplies
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    Trying to rob the mall with yummy sweets
  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
    for trying to bargain with the checkout person.........
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    Spilling TimHortons coffee all over the television display. Whoops!
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    @UPNOR CAUSE YOU WERE RUDE TO ME AT THE CHECK OUT YOU OUT ME KICKED OUT AND I GOT YOU KICKED OUT AND SAY WANA GET KICKED OUT AGAIN
  • obolton756
    obolton756 Posts: 261 Member
    Making a fort out of the bedding...
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    FOR WINKING AT THE BOUNCER WHEN SHE GOT RED HANDED FOR SEALING HAIR COLOUR
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Making a giant domino-like structure with the DVDs all throughout the store
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Smashing down the domino like DVD structure
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    Snooping around in the staff room, in spite of non-employee status, and snagging the pizza that was left out oh so invitingly on the table.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    busting out a wicked drum solo using pots & pans
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    TRY TO SWAP HER GLASSES FOR NEW ONES
  • whitneyberra1987
    whitneyberra1987 Posts: 172 Member
    running around franticly screaming they are coming to take me away haha hehe to the funny farm...
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    HA HA HA

    TRYING TO SELL THINGS WHICH DIDNT EVEN BELONG TO HER
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    for following me around asking are you my mummy?
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    for following me around asking are you my mummy?

    cause she is WILD has been seen around WITH my DADDY
  • NanzyBoek
    NanzyBoek Posts: 151 Member
    Locking yourself into a fitting room and yelling "hey, can someone being me some toilet paper?!"

    ahhhh haaaa ROFL the best one.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    for giving away the ending to every movie some picked up even if you never saw the movie
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    for making a margarita bar in home appliances
  • RitaSantoss
    RitaSantoss Posts: 986 Member
    @laura for telling people that she's a psychic medium and that a family member wants to transmit a message.
  • DrPepperLeigh74
    DrPepperLeigh74 Posts: 236 Member
    For using the exercise bikes, ellipticals, treadmills, and weights that are on display as your personal gym everyday :laugh:

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