Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

CindyJ004

Using the free sample booths for palm readings

LauraMacNCheese

standing at the checkout lines counting people's stuff like the Count from Sesame Street...ONE! One box of condoms...ha! ha! ha!

squishypillow

switching the price tags around

Farah_akbar

trying to take weights home

Miss_Aurora

Peeing on the floor and blaming a nearby pensioner.

Farah_akbar

for not putting her musk on

icandowhateveriputmymindto

Hitting people's butts with the front of her cart while waiting in line on purpose lol

Farah_akbar

Hitting people's butts with the front of her cart while waiting in line on purpose lol

i HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE

cause she wouldnt stop yelling

KimLovesDon

Singing on the karaoke machine in electronics.

MizTerry

She told security to bite her watoosie.

rompers16

Getting on the store intercom to announce a blue light special.

AngInCanada

For taking a picture of a chick in a black tank top over the door of a change room.

KimLovesDon

Using the lamp isle to get a tan

Farah_akbar

For fighting with a kid for a top

KimLovesDon

Riding a pogo stick while screaming "watch me! Watch me! Look at me! "

Farah_akbar

Riding a pogo stick while screaming "watch me! Watch me! Look at me! "

Cause he was pimping his tummy

ELENA_Z

for violating the no shirt no shoes no service store policy..

StrongAndHealthyMommy

for eating all the apples without paying them

Jonesingmucho

For taking her kids there, telling them they are playing hide and seek and then going to watch a movie in Electronics instead of looking for her kids

loolabell15

riding a bicycle through the aisles..

ELENA_Z

for testing out the toothbrushes.. and placing back on shelf..

rockangel8907

Performing an impromptu acapella concert in the family planning aisle

wellyourenotSKINNY

For rerouting shoppers away from an isle, while your friends stripped the shelves of all the discounted toothpastes.

KimLovesDon

Popping a Richard Simmons video in and forcing the Walmart people to participate in "Dancing to the Oldies "

Farah_akbar

He rebounded the cashier

elenathegreat

She gave herself a facial under the produce sprayer.

pmcovert415

taking a nap in a lounge chair in the lawn and garden area

SeaRunner26

for putting her ear to the ground to listen for horses hooves

Terasome

for riding my horse into the meat department

SeaRunner26

for trying to sell you horse to the meat department