Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

Terasome

for licking the floor

SeaRunner26

for pretending to conduct a haz-mat clean up

IzzyBooNZ1

FOR NOT WASHING THEIR CHICKEN OMG

Terasome

for throwing random chickens at me

IzzyBooNZ1

Doing the chicken dance

lisa28115

for peeing on the floor

SeaRunner26

for signing all the greeting cards

squishypillow

for starting a conga line

Biggoal50

persistently hitting on the greeter

SeaRunner26

for securing all your purchases to the cart with velcro

squishypillow

spraying shaving cream on a bald persons head

SeaRunner26

for eating whipped cream directly from the can

squishypillow

threatening someone with a watergun

Terasome

for trying to swim in the puddles

SeaRunner26

for choreographing a musical in the intimate apparel department

Terasome

for trying to hide during my musical, you are the lead you need to be up front

SeaRunner26

for casting me as the lead knowing full well I can't find my tap shoes

squishypillow

for seeing how many tshirts he could wear at the same time

Terasome

for trying on the mens boxer shorts

queenbear5

for busting open the fingerpaints in the arts and crafts aisle and body painting the floor.

SeaRunner26

for testing the vacuum cleaners by dumping out Cheerios on the floor

Terasome

for trying to use a cheerio as an engagement ring

edge_dragoncaller

For standing in the childrens' department with 2 different brands of lube and asking all the parent which one they would recommend

polarsjewel

Pinning wings on the old man greeters

TropicalFlowerz

eating all the protein bars...

LauraMacNCheese

Putting throw rugs on skateboards & riding around the store screaming, "A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!!!!!!!"

Tony_Brewski

For kicking a soccer ball at the TV displays.

LauraMacNCheese

For yellow carding my soccer efforts :grumble:

TheNewJesse

For checking people into the products yelling "Im a Broad Street Bully"

MD1978

for impersonating an employee in the womens fitting room