Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

Terasome

for telling lies about me selling my horse. I would never do it

SeaRunner26

for reshoeing your horse with ping pong paddles from the sports department

Terasome

for trying to ride the carousel horses, around the shop

SeaRunner26

for taking inventory of other peoples carts

Terasome

for eating the chicken and leaving the bones on the shelves

dorothytd

riding a bicycle through the aisles..

LOL - I almost got run over yesterday by someone doing this!!!

sam308lbs

she started playing footsie with the cashier

Kap10

For standing at the till and commenting on the healthiness of each item as customers emptied their shopping basket / trolley.

"That'll make you fat"
"Oooh you'll look real porky after a few of them."
"That looks real healthy, are you buying it for a friend?"

Terasome

For standing at the till and commenting on the healthiness of each item as customers emptied their shopping basket / trolley.

"That'll make you fat"
"Oooh you'll look real porky after a few of them."
"That looks real healthy, are you buying it for a friend?"

:laugh:

For telling customers that the milk was actually breast milk because the cows went on strike

Farah_akbar

Got kicked out cause she was ripping very sexy men's shirts offf

SeaRunner26

for blocking the entrance with your car thinking it was a drive-up window

oregonzoo

Walking into the store "donald ducking it".

capriqueen

She walked the whole store pulling off dresses, and thought only the red dress she was wearing looked the best.

Terasome

for stripping off in the mens room

polarsjewel

For trying to tan in the plant aisle

silky_kitten

Sleeping in the express lanes

AvalonsUnicorn

throwing poke balls at customers to try and catch em all lol

thoseblueeyes

For going up to cuatomers with that crazy look and asking if they have seen her unicorn.

SlimSammy2012

For pretending she normally shops at Wlamart but actually shops at Neiman Marcus!

upnorthtim

Sitting down in the TV section and popping open a six-pack

Farah_akbar

For acting as if he owned the place

Mhaney

solicitation

upnorthtim

impersonating the vice-squad

Farah_akbar

For walking out with a bunch of things without paying

JonnyR214

for cursing out the woman at register

penith113

For getting naked in the produce aisle
ETA: and trying to bounce fruit off those ABS!!!!

hmaddy84

@penith113, for bouncing fruit off of the naked guy in the produce aisle!

upnorthtim

for setting up ant farms in the fruit section.........

LauraMacNCheese

using different size funnels to practice your "Madonna look" in the auto department,

silky_kitten

Loosening all the nuts and bolts on the bicycles