Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

For being intelligent and dressed well.

RitaSantoss

For using the exercise bikes, ellipticals, treadmills, and weights that are on display as your personal gym everyday :laugh:

Now THAT'S a good reason to get kicked out of Walmart! :drinker: :laugh:

mikey1976

For using the exercise bikes, ellipticals, treadmills, and weights that are on display as your personal gym everyday :laugh:

Now THAT'S a good reason to get kicked out of Walmart! :drinker: :laugh:

for saleing gym memberships to her gym

metaphoria

Holding a "save the gherkins" rally in the condiments aisle.

upnorthtim

setting up a hot dog stand in the meat dept.

Cowboyzfan82288

Skeet shooting in sporting goods

SlimSammy2012

...for shooting hoops with frozen turkeys into old ladies shopping carts!

polarsjewel

...for impersonating a Walmart greeter

TK266

improper use of zip ties while still in the store

richied26

scaring small children

whitmars106

For trying on water sports gear while rocking out to Kiss.

FitFrazzle

For putting Tooth Brushes in improper body cavities

JNick77

For trying on water sports gear while rocking out to Kiss.

For stealing flowers from the garden section for her hair prior to her wedding ceremony.

sissiluv

@FitFrazzle: For breaking down in a vogue dance in the middle of the busiest aisle. Strike a pose!
@Nick: For being a penguin overlord attempting to rob and/or take over the walmart corporation.

MikeyD1280

she asked me to come into the dressing room to help with the bras she was trying on

LauraMacNCheese

Using said bras as sling shots to hurl fruit across the store

polarsjewel

Juggling chainsaws

FitBeto

being an aminal

polarsjewel

Throwing gang signs

iAMsmiling

Impersonating an Imperial Princess.

silky_kitten

Impersonating a sheep

zepdig

pretending to be a mannequin

sissiluv

@Zepdig: Banned for rolling out a sleeping bag in the middle of the store and taking a nap, then filming the reactions of the people who stumble across you in secret.

Stdavis53

Using the check out belt as a treadmill.

mcshoelovin22

Tossing tampons over the isle and running

silky_kitten

Testing out the teeth whitening strips

zepdig

flossing in the isles

MetSox129

filling his backpack with misc items

zepdig

Testing out the teeth whitening strips

great minds think alikelol

RichNice

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