Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

zepdig

metsox* wearing only a hairnet to work

zepdig

richnice* high fiving everyone in the store.

MetSox129

metsox* wearing only a hairnet to work

that's why i got a raise ;-)

chrome_princess

Driving the Power Wheels display Jeep all over the store, dragging little kids behind him.

metaphoria

Pouring olive oil on the floor, sliding through it on your belly and calling for other shoppers to come be a penguin with you.

debloves2ride

snatching up little kids

miriamwithcats

debloves2ride : This one is easy. Riding her "bike" through the store to shop!

Now for me, Do NOT say buying up all the cat litter... They don't throw me out for that!

NattieJoan

Tipping all the cat litter on the floor and rolling around in it (:

polarsjewel

Using the tarps from the hardware dept as a slip n slide

KANGOOJUMPS

too funny.

JackKsavestheday

pouring out booze for your puppy

sclarktiw

Telling the manager I was the photograher from the "People of Walmart" website...

Cowboyzfan82288

For jumping over the deli counter and making your own sandwich

DBiddle69

For taking a leak in the cat litter

Cowboyzfan82288

Dang security cameras!

@dbiddle - for opening the Wahl personal grooming box and giving your stache a trim.

LauraMacNCheese

wearing Cowboys gear to a Philly Walmart :bigsmile:

polarsjewel

For making googly eyes at the security cameras

DBiddle69

For tattooing customers without their consent.

Farah_akbar

For opening the hair clipper to shave is face

polarsjewel

For wearing all the animal print caftans at one time

LauraMacNCheese

starting a fight with customer service because they refuse to acknowledge the fact that the wardrobe you bought is clearly defective since it doesn't lead to Narnia

stgc95

In Arizona, for her 45 Ruger single action falling out of her pajama bottoms and going off.

Cowboyzfan82288

For walking out of the photo department without paying for the pictures you had developed there.

iAMsmiling

Being a Dallas Cowboy fan.

Cowboyzfan82288

I was waiting for that!

choface

Wearing a hat inside.

LauraMacNCheese

setting up throw pillows as stepping stones to avoid the lava that is the floor...

choface

That sounds like me haha.

UnoDrea3732

Riding a bicycle around the store while using a blow horn..

Cowboyzfan82288

For spraying perfume samples on men to make their girlfriends/wives jealous