Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

LauraMacNCheese

complaining to management that the Shake Weights won't give you cab fare

MD1978

for drawing on your face and tribal dancing in the arts and crafts isle

seskovich

for punching the old greeter at the door

poll09

for being cheeky to the cashier

KimLovesDon

For trying to buy 647.00 worth of socks with pennies only.

SlimSammy2012

For not being weird enough to make it to the Walmartian Wall of Fame

KimLovesDon

For being on the wall of infamy more than 12 times.

Farah_akbar

Showing his abs

MD1978

For giving kids balloon animals made out of condoms

LauraMacNCheese

standing in the pharmacy line, muttering "puff, puff...give...y'all are f**king up the rotation"...

SlimSammy2012

..for being impatient!

ashleydainn1986

getting all the Hoola Hoops out and throwing em down the isles

LauraMacNCheese

Stupid people tricks with said hula hoops

HuwaydaS

For running around the store and spraying spray paint around

Atarahh

...FOR ROLLING ALL THE PRICES FORWARD, NOT BACKWARD

ashleydainn1986

for painting all her finger nails with different color polish and returning them back on the shelf and not paying

LauraMacNCheese

Pointing the hair dryers at people driving the electric carts & pulling them over to issue speeding tickets.

Terasome

for tipping all the snowcone machines out and trying to ski

alvalaurie

For asking an employee where to find an item & when the employee turns to walk away, yells "SOMEBODY CALL SCURITY; HE STOLE MY PURSE!!!"

LauraMacNCheese

trying to check out at the price checker located in a random aisle

minihaha80

Camping out in the outdoors section, makin the whole store smell like bacon

imchicbad

Stealing protein bars

LiveYourLife163

For moving "Caution, wet floor signs" to carpeted areas.

poll09

nicking hair slides

Terasome

turning on the fire hoses for the slip and slide

coreymoore1990

Trying clothes on outside of the dressing room.

jumpy983

rapping on the PA system

mjbell642

Doing the CHICKEN DANCE in the MILK aisle.

Practicing your JUGGLING with EGGS...

LauraMacNCheese

Using Hulk hands to punch random people, muttering "puny god"

jumpy983

Hiding in the clothing racks, whispering to all the customers "Follow me! This way to NARNIA!"