Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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    well damn I got skipped.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,699 Member
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    Busted trying on kid's onesies.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • SweetLikeBacon
    SweetLikeBacon Posts: 17
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    got a bloody nose and stuffed tampons up your nose
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    Opened every box of contraceptives to find "a perfect fit"

    True story :)
  • missxlaur
    missxlaur Posts: 286
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    stealing eyeliner and mascara! your eyes are beautifulll haha
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    purchasing live fish and cocktail sauce at the same time
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    @capnrus789: For trying on childrens PJ's in the middle of the store and not the changing room.
  • missxlaur
    missxlaur Posts: 286
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    purchasing live fish and cocktail sauce at the same time

    hahaha that's absurd
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Of course it's absurd! That's why you got kicked out. Everyone knows lemon juice is the far better choice!
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
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    Ogling the mannikins while wearing a ninja mask, swim fins, and a Superman cape.
  • dmkirk28
    dmkirk28 Posts: 75 Member
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    stealing a baby
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
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    Wearing Halloween costumes in January.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    Tried to trade real baby for babydoll
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    stealing sticky stars
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    pantsed a greeter

    Drew tongues on all the stupid smiley faces
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    taking over the PA system for karaoke night
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    causing shopping cart accidents due to distracting shoppers with those legs.
  • alipene
    alipene Posts: 945 Member
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    For stealing fruit and toys
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
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    for not cleaning the aisle up after her horse pooped
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    scattering Legos about the store in an attempt to cripple the barefooted Walmartians

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